WTF Did I Get Locked Up For

The best way to be a pedophile and do pedophile stuff? Chicken alfredo. The best way to illegally cross a boarder? Air mattress!

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The first half of the episode is going to discuss a man who was caught on camera licking a doorbell... for hours straight. What's the deal with that? Next up, we'll talk about some angry Scott who tried to rob a bookmakers shop with a cucumber. That didn't turn out too well for him.

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In this episode we're going to discuss how a man elaborately tried to steal Halle Berry's house... sort of. And then we talk about a drunken man who was arrested outside of an Olive Garden whilst "shoveling" spaghetti into his mouth. What a time to be alive.

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 https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-halle-berry-ronald-eugene-griffin-20190622-x7arrwq54ba7fdeyfq2tuf2sym-story.html 

 https://www.springfieldnewssun.com/news/police-drunk-man-shoveling-spaghetti-mouth-arrested-outside-olive-garden/CIt1U6kj3F24P8atb3dY2H/ 

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Thanks for giving us a listen! For the first half of our episode, we're introducing our first guest to our show. Ben is a life long friend and graphic designer. Here we talk about some weirdo who tossed an alligator through a drive thru window, and some dude who literally almost killed somebody... with kindness.

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 http://time.com/4214021/florida-man-throws-alligator-into-wendys-drive-thru-window/ 

  https://nypost.com/2019/01/14/florida-man-cuts-neighbor-with-machete-he-named-kindness-cops/ 

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Welcome ladies and gentlemen! Today our story is going to be revolving around... a cross dressing vodou priest? Yeah, we're not exactly sure either. 

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Welcome back to another episode, everyone! We've talked a lot about food on this show for some reason. On a side note, have you noticed that there's some weird space between the actual chicken and the breading in McDonald's chicken nuggets? Why is it that the breading appears to levitate around the chicken, as if some invisible force-field is suspending it? If you know, please email us at [email protected] 

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Hope you're not running late to work this morning! If so, we would strongly advise against starting a large pursuit and almost running over some cops. Not a good look, man.

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A man went to rob a weiner store. While he did manage to make off with some cash, he unfortunately left his weiner. Definitely check this one out!

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