WTF Just Happened?

WARNING: Contains some Strong Language

"What The F*** Just Happened?" Stuart Hardy and Producer Rick deconstruct the week gone by on ZoneOneRadio

Stuart and Rick watch Strictly Come Dancing - apparently it takes four men to lift Vanessa Feltz

"Bullshit Headlines" include 'GARETH SINKS A COCKTAIL' 'MY ALARM CROC' and 'MEET VLADIMIR POOCHIN'

And Stuart is forced to read "One Direction: Where We Are" - the book about the band that just haven't had enough written about them already.

PLUS: in our Blunt Movie Guide we tell you what happens in all the films you don't want to see, so that you really don't have to see them. This week, R.I.P.D., futuristic 'Halle Berry Has A Career' sci-fi flick The Call and we have the exclusive trailer for Margaret Thatcher: Mecha Cyborg.

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WARNING: Contains some Strong Language

What The F*** Just Happened? Stuart Hardy and Producer Rick deconstruct the week gone by on ZoneOneRadio

This Week We Watched: The One Show - Stuart has some interesting features for it, including "The Different Types Of Sand" and "What Moss Is Made Out Of"

This Week We Read: Grazia and The Lady - we'd need surgery for them to be marketed at us, but still, we've had a look to find out what the other half read...

Bullsheet Headlines include:

'HOW TO BEAT THE NAKED TROLLS'

'CAMERON: I'M TOO WELL BREAD FOR SLICED LOAF'

and 'JELLYFISH SHUT DOWN NUCLEAR REACTOR'

PLUS: We have the Exclusive Trailer for the new movie about Miley Cyrus' pelvis, a clip from upcoming Channel 4 list show "The Top 100 Numbers" and Stuart introduces his own new magazine strand.

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WARNING: Contains some Strong Language

"What The F*** Just Happened?" Stuart Hardy and Producer Rick deconstruct the week gone by on ZoneOneRadio

Stuart and Rick watch Loose Women where they find serious discussion on the siege in Nairobi...and a catfight on the X Factor.

"Bulls**t Headlines" include 'TESCO FINED £45,000 FOR FAT MOUSE' 'MORE TROUBLED WATERS OVER THE SCHOOL POOL' and 'GIANT RABBITS BRED BY NAZIS'

And Stuart and Rick unleash their inner lads and try to translate Nuts Magazine and Men's Heath into English.

PLUS: Exclusive clips from upcoming TV shows "Readalong with Danny Dyer" and "ChatAboutChat" a chat show where chat show hosts interview other chat show hosts about hosting chat shows.

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WARNING: Contains some Strong Language and the occasional funny moment

Stuff the turkey! Balls to the stuffing! Get in the Christmas mood the right way with Stuart and Rick!

From Dickens to Christmas TV, the comedy duo have the whole season wrapped up for you.

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This Week We Watched - Greg Wallace's Christmas Supermarket Secrets and we have a run down of the whole Christmas TV Guide

This Week We Read - A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens. That's right, the real one! Not the one with Bill Murray, not the one with Kermit...but the actual Christmas Carol tale. Listen to us and now you'll never have to.

We also have the latest Marks and Spencers Magic and Sparkles advert, the Final of the Great Celebrity Christmas Bake Off and The 7 O'Clock Show is asking: Does Christmas Last Forever?

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No longer a time for goodwill to all men, Christmas means CASH these days, so we're looking at how companies using Christmas themes to drag every last penny out of your miserly pockets. We've got the brand new John Lewis Christmas advert and the latest board game: Christmas Family Row.

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This Week We Watched - Black Nativity! No, it's not one of Stuart's sketches...it's actually REAL! Billed as "A Feelgood Christmas Gospel Musical" we headed to see what the film had to offer to get us into the Christmas spirit...it's fair to say we were somewhat out of place (and unwanted) in the cinema

This Week We Read - Christmas Gift Books - you know the sort, the ones that you get for people you really don't know, or care about. We looked Fifty Sheds Of Grey and had a go at getting Stuart into Extreme Sports

Christmas Bullsheet Headlines include:

"SANTA CALLS BY HELICOPTER"

"COAT MOSS"

and "SUPER COCKROACH INVADES NEW YORK"

PLUS: We try out this year's brand new must-have board game: Christmas Family Row, from Backstabbing Games.

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Whilst everyone's worrying about who to pull at their Work Christmas Party, Stuart and Rick step-up to think about THE CHILDREN this Christmas. Yes, your Christmas Grinches are stepping up and keeping the little blighters entertained and enlightened this Christmas, so you don't have to bother. We're like Santa's Elves or something.

This Week We Watched - Channel 5's wondrous collection of Christmas TV Movies. From 'A Carol Christmas' to 'Matchmaker Santa'...if your children just aren't excited about Christmas enough, then the fifth channel have exactly what you need!

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This Week We Read - The Top 2014 Annuals from Justin Bieber, Moshi Monsters and Wizards vs. Aliens. We set out thinking they weren't for us but realised just how much we missed them!

Christmas Bullsheet Headlines include:

"Santa's Getting In Running Gear"

"Mum Pat First Bish"

and "Toxic Mice Unleashed On Snake Invaders"

PLUS: We have the exclusive Brand New Coca-Cola Seasonal Nostalgic Christmas Holidays Advert featuring Santa himself!

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Stuart and Rick are trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but what does that mean when you look around us? And what the hell does "Xmas" mean in this modern age?

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This Week We Watched - The crop of 'Insert Topic Here' filler which fills our T.V. schedules. Including some random 'Choir' based advert-mentary on the BBC, the sickly remake of 'Surprise Surprise' and Channel 4's 'title first, concept later' show Health Freaks.

This Week We Read - The Christmas Gift Guides from all your 'favourite' shops. Remember, they're not adverts or even catalogues, they're "Gift Guides" - awww, how nice of the corporations to take the thought out of buying presents!

Christmas Bullsheet Headlines include:

"Does My Goldfish Know Who I Am?"

"It's A Premiaow Inn"

"Emails Expose Miliband's Fury At Nightmare Balls"

PLUS: We have the exclusive trailer for the brand new Christmas film - Christmas Christmas: A Christmas Movie

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WARNING: Contains some Strong Language and the occasional funny moment

Stuart and Rick deconstruct and defibrillate the media industry with sketches, sarcasm and satire.

Sex is the most googled topic and the oldest profession. Sex is on our brains. Alot. So what can Channel 4 and Bridget Jones teach us about our base pleasures? It's Sex Week for the final WTF Just Happened!

This Week We Watched - Channel 4's Season Of Sex. Missed it? So did everyone else! We report on Sex Box, Diary Of A Teenage Virgin and Masters Of Sex.

This Week We Read - The brand new Bridget Jones novel. After 14 years Helen Fielding has delivered the 3rd installment which meant I just HAD to make Stuart read it.

Bullsheet Headlines include:

"BUM RAP FOR JUSTIN"

"PEAK HELL DOG LIVES"

"NEW LIGHTS IN CAR PARK"

PLUS: As we've been getting all loved up and sexy, Stuart and I have prepared the World's First Dramatised Adaptation of 50 Shades Of Grey. Forget the movie, we've summarised it in under five minutes!

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WARNING: Contains some Strong Language and the occasional funny moment

Stuart and Rick deconstruct and destroy the media industry with sketches and satire.

Ever felt the urge to buy a new sofa? Can watching TV cost you a fortune? Product Placement is firmly part of British TV these days, so this week we've had a look at what this means for our screens.

This Week We Watched: Coronation Street, the televisual adaptation of the Argos catalogue!

This Week We Read: The Mirror and The Guardian, deciphering what's left of our 'left wing' press

Bullsheet Headlines include:

"SPOTTED: FEARNE"

"THE PASTERMINATOR"

"SHOPS ARE SET FOR CHRISTMAS BOOM"

PLUS: We have the Exclusive new trailer for the thrilling new action biopic, William Hague: The Sexy Foreign Secretary

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WARNING: Contains some Strong Language

What The F*** Just Happened? Stuart Hardy and Producer Rick deconstruct the week gone by on ZoneOneRadio

This Week We Watched: Homeland: The US drama about Homeland security fighting terrorists. Stuart compares it to his own idea for a TV series: "Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable?"

This Week We Read: The Internet....not all of it, just bits of it. If you've ever found yourself despairing at your facebook feed, we're here to help.

Bullsheet Headlines include:

'PIPPA'S SHOOT A HOOT'

'CHERYL N KIM ARE AMSTERDAMES'

and 'MAGGOT IN RASPBERRIES DISGUSTS STAR'S MOTHER'

PLUS: We have the Exclusive Trailer for the new movie about Twitter Hashtags; a TV show from the future discussing 21st century culture and the pilot for a new cookery show about gross food that no one eats.

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