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Extra funny episode this week. Some guy crashes car into a house and offers pizza, 8 Ft gummy worm, 2 Priest get in a fight, So-Called Vampire asks for a donor, a Judge make a woman cook for a sentencing and a guy flashes his implants.... Seriously, WTF right?

Shout out to Families and everyone on the East coast, Monster Kills people?, a beer that is 65% and and man sues his wife for being ugly and wins $120,000!

9 inch dildo in mans ass, say no to condoms in porno, Xbox has UPorn Application and a man died in his bed 15 years ago and nobody noticed!

Two new cast members! Check Em' out! This Show we have a woman breast feeds her dog to compensate, Ukrainian dolphins with knifes and pistols, 2 year old accidentally served whiskey and UFO nerds get detained for breaking in area 51.

Blood Transfusion Fail, Casino Refuses to Pay, Hiding Meth in Vagina and Decapitated New Born- WTF!

Peru cat eating festival, 1 million 911 butt dials this year, man eats roaches and dies and you can get strippers at your funeral!

So we are going Wild and out on this one! We got the world's craziest Ebay purchases, 14 year old mom strangles baby and throw it away ion shoe box, Elementary Teacher Meth head, high school girl gets 4 lb hairball surgically removed and butcher shop sells meat in the shape of human body part.... Holy SHiiiiiTTTTT!

What A Fine Show! Arnold cheats on wife and has kid with mistress, Jwow is engaged, Reffs are back, MLB player gives back over 3 million dollars, Borderlands 2 review, Yaris - worst game ever? Lady gets surgery and has skull put in stomach, iphone 5 fail, $65 million to any one that can marry a daughter, and a live suicide! Phew... What a show!!!

A woman escapes handcuffs and steals the cops SUV, Sea foam covers a coast in Scottland, College Butt Chugging, 10 reasons Semen Is Good and a Chinese ejaculation machine for donors! WTF did it again!

This weeks Craigs List Caller! We also have Accidental Afgan Birth, Woman married her Father, Genitalia for Dinner and A Man with an EEL in his Anus!