WTF Utah?!

BYU, Chocolate Milk, Golden Tickets... & suddenly that’s best day of someone’s life? Sad. Plus: meet the David Family! Let’s just say, Emmanuel David is that uncle absolutely no one wants to invite to Thanksgiving dinner! Yes, he has a cult & holy poop on a stick, even the Mormons calling the authorities!

I hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like a story... and that story is whack. Jay and Kurtis are on a new mission: to bring you places in Utah that don't suck! What's Kurtis' new favourite food stop? It may surprise you. But first: Jay rants about Yelp and the pair get to the heart of an issue that's plaguing the state of Utah—use of the M word. Do the claws come out? Absolutely. Grab that 3.2 beer, listen to Elder Brother... and enjoy. Assuming your name isn't Calvin Burke.

WTF, Utah?! Get ready for a look at two dysfunctional old men. One is Greek. One is Mormon. What do they share? The kind of crazy that can only be found in Utah... and in the respective families of your hosts. Plus: Kurtis buys Temple Square (Baller!) and Jay is up for a challenge should you choose to issue it.

WTF, Utah?! JxK are baaaack! Join an adventure that zigzags from Los Angeles to the Galápagos Islands and back to Utah... right to the house of that weird neighbour who won’t let his kids play on the sidewalk. WTF is that about? Things get weird & random, but would you have it any other way? Jay and Kurtis wouldn't... and hi, it's their Podcast. ...Let them eat cake!

WTF, Utah?! Nothing says Sunday like a king bed, porn and Kurtis' first time... trying coffee. Join him in reliving the embarrassment. Plus, Jay gets kind of political & (not-so-accidentally) causes many Utahans to suffer 3rd degree burns. Damn. And all this time you thought McDonald's had hot coffee...

The civics lesson we wish we'd missed. An utterly disturbing 'rap' video, brought to you by the Utah State Legislature? Check. Discretion is advised as this is one rap song that is best listened to by no one.

What the hud, Utah, why are you so effing weird?! Meet your hosts: Jay and Kurtis. Get to know these two as they wish you a happy Jesus day, keep it sarcastic and tackle your burning WTF Utah moments, namely: 'I don't swear! Oh, just kidding, I totally do!' and a bonus: grown men who screech, 'Cheese and rice!' in the midst of their personal crisis with the TSA. Welcome to, 'WTF, Utah?!' The only podcast in a special state called, 'Utah,' that forces us all to try (and fail) to make sense of the nonsensical.

Kurtis + Jay receive an unexpected, and certainly unwelcome, letter in the mail. The one thing you may never have thought possible occurs: two end up in a religious debate. Things get interesting. (Like ‘Invasion Of the Bodysnatchers,’ kind of interesting?)

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Straight outta 2018 & the WTF, Utah archives: Jay and Kurtis are in their early days & ready to pounce on liquor laws, medical marijuana & Utah’s classic stupidity. For a bunch of money loving Mormons, you’d think that tax revenue would’ve result in the most epic of legislative circle jerks. Enjoy some old school WTF, Utah?! (Then leave us a voice message on Anchor & let us know what you think!)

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Jay and Kurtis stumble upon a list of things Utahns allegedly need to explain to people from ‘Out of Town.’ As Utah is a State, not a town... What’s better than choosing the right? Choosing to ‘the right’ is wrong and declaring you’re (always) right. Naturally. Join in, correct the fallacy & send them your own! (You can even send them a voicemail by going to anchor.fm/wtfutah!)

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