WTH Are They Talking About?!?

Dudeman and the Spaz are back at it again! These gentleman of the digital airwaves are laser focused on current events sprinkled with a nice side of rabbit holes that attract their attention. We’ll be exposed to delectable conversations of alpha-seltzer, experiencing home ownership and the consequent checking of home values on Zillow, the adoration for most things Mel Brooks, the rise of cryptocurrency, and some appreciation for the geographic variety of their listeners. Pull up a chair, put on some headphones, and stay a while.

Dudeman and The Spaz make a triumphant return after a hiatus from the airwaves. Updates are provided of their lives, including moving homes, additions to the family, and teaching teenage daughters to drive with the predictable near-misses that accompany such fun. Dudeman pulls back the curtain on his own adventures with losing traction (in life or in vehicles? listen to find out!). Naturally (and to ensure relevancy of their ramblings), our intrepid heroes delve into recent events of COVID, working from home, and the consequences of not wearing pants. And to cap off their triumphant return, The Spaz experiments with not swearing gosh dang it.

‘Dudeman’ and ‘The Spaz’ return, larger than life, in their [now] monthly podcast (baker’s dozen!). Figuring out how to prevent life from getting in the way, they continue to word vomit into their microphones about the world at large. The highlights of their tirades include sharing a glorious video of a woman being McRib disrespected at a McDonalds, Dudeman’s exploits in humid environments where no man should ever live, and The Spaz complaining about prep time in Dudeman’s studio. Tertiary adventures include thoughts on proctology (and life factors that contribute to their field choice) and Dudeman’s disdain for vibrating strings. Come on in, take a seat, and let us entertain your earholes for an hour!

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‘Dudeman’ and ‘The Spaz’ have a special guest appearance from ‘The Rev’, who provides an amusing reverse engineered view of the world. ‘The Spaz’ and ‘Dudeman’ have consumed copious volumes of fermented grapes prior to this show, so be prepared for their shenanigans to take an extra turn. ‘The Spaz’ butchers family trees, ‘Dudeman’ quotes ‘Oh Brother Where Art Thou’, and ‘The Rev’ mocks all involved. As the holiday season approaches, the three of us continue mocking the commercialization and selfishness that Christmas brings. Lastly, ‘Dudeman’ takes solace in knowing that he’s terrible at finding thoughtful gifts and hopes to one day find the elusive g-spot.

‘Dudeman’ and ‘The Spaz’ return, albeit 48 hours late, to their weekly shenanigans. Both required time to recover from a delicious BBQ festival, which of course mandated a splendid food coma, prior to mustering the strength to spew into our microphones. ‘The Spaz’s cold continues to cause him to cling to life (many a cough in the background), so watch for significant expression of concern from ‘Dudeman’. ‘Dudeman’ shares terrible stories his wife learned of the world of waxing, both of us bare our shame with failed attempts at donating blood (spoiler alert: we both lost consciousness), and be vigilant for a guest appearance by the master of incontinence, Depends! Lastly, look forward to ‘Dudeman’ having more stories to share of the frustrations of old people as he’s recently rejoined the corporate world. Watch out, geriatrics!

‘Dudeman’ and ‘The Spaz’ welcome their first guest on the show, ‘Tweek’, ‘Dudeman’s brother. We would apologize for missing last week due to ‘The Spaz’ encountering a serious man-cold, but we’re not sorry (evidence of continued man-cold can be heard by the background coughing). Hear of ‘Dudeman’s head being used as a crash cymbal by a concert goer who had had one too many marijuanas, ‘Tweek’ helps us uncover the true middle name of Jesus (spoiler alert: it’s Harold). While a stupid Facebook comment about an article causes a significant exploration of and ranting about the history of religion and the Bible. We explore a loving letter to John Madden. Lastly, ‘The Spaz’ prompts a glorious story of ‘Dudeman’ sitting in gum and briefly describes the hot/crazy scale for women. Come on in and give us a like and a listen!

This week on ‘What The Hell Are They Talking About?!?’: ‘Dudeman’ and ‘The Spaz’ react with disgust to online tutorials of waxing, launching them into the hazards of ‘manscaping’ (both experienced, observed, and hypothetical). ‘The Spaz’ humbles ‘Dudeman’ by bringing in tales of prior imbibement (don’t worry, only embarrassing tales of ‘Dudeman’ are shared, notably his 21st birthday), including sexy shenanigans and ‘The Spaz’ learning that ‘Dudeman’ does not clean up after himself with women. To expand your impressionable minds, we introduce the world to the undervalued industry of Brazilian Fart Porn. You’re welcome.

Here is the link for the fantastic video that we referenced in the show.

‘Dudeman’ and ‘The Spaz’ are back for their half dozenth episode (don’t worry, it’s a real word… we checked). ‘The Spaz’ is provided dinner by ‘Dudeman’s spouse, there are concerns for ‘Dudeman’s bowels (both in current and past), for which they episode may have been delayed (not to worry, these concerns were not realized). Also shared are the learnings of automobile piloting, consequences avoided, as well as ‘Dudemans’ sleep cycles in academia and the wonderings of how he graduated at all. As a final titillating tale, we share stories of horror and trauma from our childhood. Disclaimer: this may involve axes, horse flies, and super soakers filled with gasoline. Stay tuned to learn more.