Ari Aster's incredible Midsommar is the catalyst for more chat including annoying backpackers, festival drug dealers, and Viking legal disputes.

We're back and we've brought a massive friend. Yes, our monster sized absence is broken by an equally monstrous beast - GODZILLA, King of all the bloody monsters. How would he work in real life? Would he take down a Godzilla sized Mike Tyson? And more importantly, would Mike Tyson take down a Mike Tyson sized Godzilla?

Do you have a double? What would you get your double to do if you met them? What would you ask your double if you met them? Can we get any more lame hypothetical questions out of dopplegangers? You bet your double we can! We look at the troubling notion that there is another one of each of us out there... then immediately dismiss it as usual. Also we watched Jordan Peele's viscerally stunning 'Us', but you probably don't want to hear any more in depth reviews of that so you'll be glad to know ours is gloriously ill-informed.

No, one of us hasn't been hospitalised, imprisoned, or simply succumbed in the night - we've just been temporarily distracted. But we're BACK, and back with a bang, or a scream, whatever it is it doesn't matter because you won't be able to hear it where you're going.

Step aboard the good ship Nostromo with your old pals. Seems like a nice bunch....

We watched Santa With Muscles so you don't have to. We'd still like you to, though.

Also learn all about jolly aul St Nick in our special kind-of-paranormal-but-not-really Santa episode. Coming down yer chimneys.

The incy wincy spider.... has been around for about 380 million years and probably isn't going anywhere. We watched the British indie film 'Possum' with comedian and raconteur Simon Weekes. And we discovered fairly quickly it wasn't about a spider. But this is the paranormal podcast so look forward to a bit of crowbarring of weird stuff at some point. Enjoy! 🕷🕸

Welcome to our Halloween podcast, in which we (like 97% of everyone else doing podcasts at the minute) look back at John Carpenter's seminal 1978 slasher Halloween. Is Halloween paranormal? Has Naylor had a date in the time we've been away? Could Lee's mate from school Mikey Wright batter Myers in a fight?

We are, very much like Michael Myers, back. Unlike Myers though, we're still struggling to be relevant. Enjoy!

We stepped it up a notch this episode and hit London's glittering West End with Dave Corkery from the award-winning Cinemile podcast.

We watched A Quiet Place, and then told Dave all about The Hopkinsville Goblins - a supposed real life occurrence in Kentucky in 1955 in which a crowd of monsters invaded a small farm. What were they? What do they have to do with A Quiet Place? Was Dave interested at all? Listen to find out...

It's finally happening. After years of flirting with it, we have decided to tackle the roots of mankind's very existence. So it turns out a load of aliens had sex with a load of ramapithecus' or whatever, and then millions (or thousands depending on who you speak to) of years later came back to help us out with the pyramids in Egypt and a few other places on Earth before leaving again. Clear? Good.

How big is the biggest crab? Is Sebastian actually a crab? Is there such thing as a Demon crabs? Is Attack of the Crab Monsters any good? When is Lee going to admit there is nothing paranormal about crabs?

Find out the answers to ALL of these questions plus many more as we dive headlong into the world of our distant, distant, decapod cousins in this pinchy episode of the Paranormal Podcast.