Wuxiaworld's Teahouse

What happens when an illegitimate son of a legendary archer family gets ignored his whole life, watches his entire family get wiped out, fights like hell… and still dies?! Well, if you’re Keter, you come back with a vengeance, zero chill, and a plan to rewrite history.

This episode we're cliffnoting I'm the Crazy One of the Family with notes from translator Clara and manager Namu and of course, talking about absolutely necessary topics chosen by yours truly, Tokki and Yojj:

🍖 Why does half the character list sound like they belong on a menu?

🔥 The family ignored him to “protect” him… and still got wrecked. Now, he’s in charge.

👑 A revenge quest against the queen

💼 Keter is basically the LinkedIn of chaos.

Drop a comment with your character name and whether you'd be friends or enemies with Keter in I'm the Crazy One of the Family

A mysterious black card, a destined beastmaster, and a husky who might steal the spotlight—welcome to the world of Beastmaster King!

This episode we jump into the recently launched Beastmaster King with chapter read-outs and totally necessary (or maybe not) discussions including:

🕷️A deep dive into spider fights (why can’t it be butterflies…?)

💎 The Obligatory Beauty—just a trope, or something more?

🐾 Choosing a familiar—strength, loyalty, or sheer cool factor?

😂 Captain Doofus enters the scene

🔥And the ultimate question: if humans are animals, can we be tamed too?

Plus a shoutout to Pokemon, Digimon, and all things childhood nostalgia!

Drop a comment—would YOU make a good beastmaster, or would your pet betray you instantly? 🎤

Beastmaster King's Synopsis (00:00:58)
Spider fights - integral part of our childhood guys (00:02:04)
Dr. Dolittle? (00:04:02)
Excerpt from Chapter 1 (00:05:34)
Obligatory beauty and other characters? (00:06:20)
There's depth to female char (00:08:54)
Exotic pets and their worth (00:10:18)
Shoutout to the commenters! (00:11:44)
The what card?! (00:13:16)
Shoutout to Pokemon and Digimon! AGUMON SHINTAAAAA (00:15:04)
Humans are animals... right? (00:15:46)
How can humans be controlled? Blackmail? o.O (00:17:13)
Which animal is Lu Ran going for first? (00:18:56)
Captain Doofus's backstory - Rise of the Strongest Animal in History (00:20:04)
Dog meat restaurants?! (00:20:48)
One last teaser for the novel! (00:21:14)
Closing (00:21:50)
Like Comment & Subscribe! (00:22:12)

A brand-new novel launches today, and we’re giving you a chaotic sneak peek with a dramatic (and totally questionable) read-along!

Main topic? The Dad Contract. Is this a heartwarming slice of life or is there a questionable romance lurking in the shadows or are we completely wrong about the genre? We’re asking all the right (and very wrong) questions.

Also featuring:

👀 A suspiciously pretty girl with major main character energy.

😱 A wake-up scene that raises so many questions.

💀 Dying, reviving, and somehow becoming the strongest?!

With dramatic narration, and unfiltered reactions, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion.

Hit play and join the madness!

Intro (00:00:08)Sypnosis Part 1 (00:00:34)Yojj and Tokki weigh in! (00:01:06)Sypnosis Part 2? (00:02:22)Ok Part 2 frfr (00:02:46)Tokki and Yojj weigh in again! (00:03:27)Sypnosis Part 3~ (00:06:40)Even more questions at this point (00:07:56)Elements of this novel (00:08:44)What if reality was gamified? (00:10:08)Potential spoilers? (00:13:20)Who would enjoy the novel? (00:14:44)Closing (00:15:39)

What happens when you throw a bunch of passionate readers, chaotic energy and 20 legendary Wuxiaworld novels into one episode? Absolute madness—and maybe broken friendships.

Orb, Cyncoco, and Retired Penguin joins Tokki and Yojj one last time to reveal their Top 5 picks all while roasting each other.

Expect hot takes, questionable memory lapses, and betrayal. Plus a throwback to Cosy's tentacle episode, and a debate on the number one requirement to be an editor: Discipline or the ability to diss? 

Join us for the love, hugs, kisses, and passion! …Or, if you’re into dark romance,discipline.

Let us know in the comments which novels are your favorite. Be ready to defend your position >:]

Intro (00:00:16)
Top 5 Favorite Novels (00:01:27)
Orb's Top 5 (00:02:32)
Cyncoco's Top 5 (00:03:26)
Penguin's Top....5? (00:05:14)
Endorsement of Tome of Troubled Times (00:07:46)
Yojj hurt Cyn deep (00:08:54)
Yojj's list, or Marketing list? (00:10:20)
Shots fired (00:11:35)
Baby ft. Ludacris - by Orbalorbadingdong (00:12:40)
Yojj cannot recall the RMH episode (00:13:28)
Throwback to Cosy's tentacle episode (00:14:06)
Yojj's memory is fuzzy (00:15:16)
Penguin and Yojj's "passion" (00:17:16)
Orb's story of his own Rookie Talent (00:18:56)
Tokki's top 5 (00:19:42)
OG OG OG (00:22:08)
RainbowTurtle! (00:24:02)
What's it like to be an editor? (00:25:36)
Join us for the love, hugs, kisses, passion! (00:29:36)
Skillset required? Level 5 Charisma considered? (00:30:44)
Discipline? Or the ability to Diss? (00:33:44)
Skill issue (00:34:34)
Closing (00:35:30)

Yojj and Tokki discuss Lunar New Year foods (not really… we got sidetracked), the cultural significance of the holiday, and the zodiac animals associated with it.

Join us as we share personal experiences with this festive event, not-so-traditional food, bougie spending, Colonel Sanders, and many more!

This is the teahouse! Conversation flows all over the place!

Grab your cuppa, hit play, and join the conversation!

Don’t forget to tell us what you think in the comments!

LNY Goodies! (00:00:07)
Osechi! (00:01:53)
Japanese ppl love KFC? (00:03:39)
Fried Chicken for LIFE!!!! (00:04:15)
Damn! Exorbitant delivery fees (00:05:59)
Tokki and his LNY Celebrations (00:06:51)
Cyncoco Buddhist meal experience (00:08:53)
Penguin Monastery meal experience (00:09:41)
Penguin had hair?! (00:10:37)
Doctor, Engineer, Plumber, Astronaut (00:11:07)
From food to bald, space and moon (lunar) (00:11:31)
How many LNY calendars are there? (00:12:51)
So what are the interesting terms for the LNY according to different cultures? (00:15:15)
A few factors attributing to the difference of the Gregorian calendar and the Lunar calendar (00:17:55)
Back in the good ol' Roman days (00:19:44)
So what are your Zodiacs? (00:20:55)
The Zodiac is much deeper than you realise (00:23:42)
Little boys being excited over the type of animals like the pokemon/digimon we are (00:26:04)
Outro (00:26:54)

Lunar New Year 2025 should be a time for joy, prosperity, and red envelopes—so why are we questioning our life choices instead? Did Orb and Cyn actually get scammed? Can we survive explaining the Lunar calendar without a mental breakdown? And why is Penguin’s “secret identity” falling apart before our eyes?!

Between chaotic gift-giving, questionable financial decisions, and Yojj once again losing control of the daycare, this episode is pure festive mayhem. Hit play now—before we derail any further! 🧧

Intro (00:00:06)
LNY 2025! (00:00:58)
Guests' Introductions! (00:02:20)
Orb's Intro (00:03:06)
Yojj's being bullied in Yojj's daycare (00:05:00)
Why is LNY cooler than New Year? (00:06:24)
The number of NGs LOL (00:06:40)
Cyncoco? More like Cyn-hohoho God of Wealth (00:07:24)

And another derailment (00:08:18)
Trivia: How does the Lunar calendar work? (00:09:10)
Did Orb get scammed? (00:10:40)
Orb being grilled on his knowledge of flowers (00:11:18)
Another filler arc (00:12:02)
"Accidentally" (00:12:49)
Yojj's attempt at bringing the topic back (00:13:46)
Interesting Trivia about money giving and the envelopes! (00:14:10)
Did Cyn get scammed? (00:14:42)
All in a day's work at Yojj's daycare! (00:15:26)
Penguin's sharing from Japan! (00:15:52)
How much do you give? (00:17:06)
The cats in Yojj's daycare talking about toy cats (00:18:04)
How many attempts? We've lost count LOL (00:19:52)
Orb the Giftmaster (00:20:08)
What is this tradition Penguin and Orb are up to?! (00:20:42)
Penguin's secret identity, not so secret anymore (00:21:16)

Last episode we had Jasper talk about his boring work. Now, in this episode, he will be a chill guy talking about novels and many more.

Intro - "Fresh Recording" (00:00:06)
Jasper's favourite novels (00:00:53)

What to expect from WW in 2025? (00:08:22)

The Teahouse is Back and Brewing Fresh Shenanigans!

It’s time to shine a spotlight on someone you think you know but really don’t... yet.

Intro - Happy New Year shenanigans (00:00:06)
Poor Tokki (00:01:08)
Jasper's Introduction (00:02:18)
What did Jasper do before? (00:03:36)
Wuxiaworld's Backend's Background (00:04:18)
Tokki hounded Jasper?! And mocked him?! (00:05:52)
Yojj, play some games (00:07:02)
Jasper, a wise man of stature and an old soul... likely a reincarnated MC (00:07:34)
It was all in the plans, he's lived this life before (00:09:52)
Just like that (00:12:04)
We're all still young, cause delulu is the solulu (00:13:56)
Whatever happened to Jasper's translator? (00:15:08)
Differences between edting and operations (00:16:14)
Jasper - a high-ranking elder in the community (00:18:36)
Tokki is hounding Mitch now?! (00:19:34)
Which team members has Jasper met IRL? (00:20:26)
Yojj Noped and Yeeted (00:21:12)
Outro (00:21:40)

Yojj and Tokki are hard at work preparing for the Grand (re)Opening of the teahouse for Season 2—though, as always, they somehow find themselves hilariously sidetracked.

00:00:00 Wuxia Baells

00:02:40 Intro 

00:04:20 Gifts? 

00:06:05 Kun's Intro 

00:07:26 Yojj's Intro 

00:08:37 Different types of introductions growing up 

00:10:07 AA 

00:11:27 Tokki's Intro 

00:12:06 Wuxia Baells! BTS 

00:13:22 The audio editing process 

00:14:50 Orbalorbadingdong? 

00:17:10 Kyle's antics 

00:18:47 Yojj's Wuxia Balls of Steel 

00:19:50 A little more background information! 

00:22:33 Sweet Treat, or Threat? 

00:24:23 Sigh, sigh... 

00:25:37 Closing

We have an important announcement for our tea drinkers so make sure to listen to get the latest on what's happening in the Wuxiaworld's Teahouse. We also have a question for all of you, so this is the time for opinionated people to come through and shine. Let's goooooo!