X-Aspirations

Notes From The Underground!

In Which We Find That The Jackal-Headed Deities Always Get The Crap Chores, That Santa Needs To Crack Down On His Little Helpers Moonlighting, And That While Bobby Likes The Idea of Japanese Fashion He Has Not Really Had The Time To Look Into It!

10,000 Bohemians: Now That Would Have Been A Great Band!

"Wanted: Dead or Alive -- Cyclops!"

Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Don Heck, Inked by Vince Colletta, Lettering by Jean Izzo, Edited by Stan Lee.

Also Included: "The Million Dollar Angel"

Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by Vince Colletta, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee.

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The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung

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Jerry Writes What He Knows And He Knows A Man Can Fly!

In Which We Discover That Security At All Our National Monuments Seems Woefully Underfunded, That Angel Is Not Above Consuming Crustacean-Shaped Man Meat, And That The Worthington Estate Is Built On A Bloody Foundation Of Human Containment Tubes!

Take The Law Into Your Own Hands Is The Biggest Unwritten Law Of All!

"From The Sky... Winged Wrath!"

"...In The Den of the Dazzler!"

"To Cage an Angel!"

Written by Jerry Siegel, Pencils by George Tuska, Inked by Dick Ayers, Lettering by Sam Rosen and Art Simek, Edited by Stan Lee.

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The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung

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Eat, Drink, and Make Barry!

In Which We Learn That Jean Is Fighting A Lifelong Battle Against Asymmetrical Cleavage, That Xavier Blew His Mansion Decoration Budget on Vaulted Ceilings, And That Smart Superteams Recognize the Value of Large Appliance Corporate Sponsorships!

Wherever There Are Malevolent, Twisted Versions of Grapes of Wrath Speeches… Blastaar Will Be There!

"The Rage of Blastaar!"

Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Barry Smith, Inked by Michael Dee, Lettering by Herb Cooper, Edited by Stan Lee.

Also Included: "Welcome to the Club, Beast!"

Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Jean "Simek" Izzo, Edited by Stan Lee.

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The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung

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2011: An X-Odyssey!

In Which We Find That Cyclops Has An Unswayable Commitment To The Business Of Show, That One Should Never Open Erik the Red's Bag of Tricks In Front Of A Minor, And That Even Stan Lee Was Trying To Cash In On The Twilight Phenomenon, Thirty Years Before Its Publication!

You Would Think That Anti-Human Fascists Would Be Better At Roof Construction!

"Twilight of the Mutants!"

Written by Arnold Drake, Layouts by Don Heck, Pencils by Werner Roth Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee.

Also Included: "The Crimes of the Conquistador!"

Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee.

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The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung

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To Tariff Is Human, To Forgive Custom Fees Divine!

In Which We Learn That Lorna Dane May Be Less Fresh Than Advertised, That Cyclops' Inability To Pucker Up and Blow Causes A Lot Of Inter-Team Strife, And That Magneto Loves His Monogram… Which Is Another Word That Starts With M!

Heck, Filial Duty Doesn't Even Make My Top Twenty!

"The Devil Had A Daughter!"

Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Jim Steranko, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee.

Also Included: "The Lure of the Beast-Nappers!"

Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Herb Cooper, Edited by Stan Lee.

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The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung

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Steranko Brew -- Killin What's Inside of You.!

In Which We Discover That Supervillains Are Irresistibly Drawn To Scandinavian Modular Furniture, That Magneto Likes To Spend His Downtime Cruising The Caribbean Mixing Fruity Drinks, And That The Only Dark Lord To Which Lorna Dane Will Bow Down Is His Royal Highness, The Blizzard of Oz!

Until Evil Mutants Recognize That Systems Of Meritocracy Vastly Outperform Those Founded On Hereditary Monarchy, They Are Doomed To Wear Those Silly Helmets.

"City of Mutants"

Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Jim Steranko, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Herb Cooper, Edited by Stan Lee.

Also Included: "This Boy -- This Bombshell!"

Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by Herb Cooper, Edited by Stan Lee.

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The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung

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Charlton In Charge!

In Which We Find That Iceman Practices Total Domination of the Salad Bar, That The Troubles of Mesmero All Stem From His Zero J-Date Response Rate, And That Modern Hair Styling May Hide A Multitude of Mutants!

Nobody Questions Beast About His Gimp Mask!

"Who Dares Defy... The Demi-Men?"

Written by Arnold Drake, Layouts by Don Heck, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Herb Cooper, Edited by Stan Lee.

Also Included: "A Beast Is Born"

Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by I. Watanabe, Edited by Stan Lee.

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The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung

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Wood You Like To Hear Some Real Crime?!

In Which We Learn That Marvel Girl Believes That Microphones Are Stealing Our Souls, That Scott Has A Face That Suggests Staying Power, And That Only An Evil Robot Would Choose Reverse Alphabetical Order!

Handle Your Oven Hot Biscuits With Care!

"Beware Computo, Commander of the Robot Hive!"

Written by Arnold Drake, Layouts by Don Heck, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by I. Watanabe, Edited by Stan Lee.

Also Included: "Yours Truly The Beast"

Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by I. Watanabe, Edited by Stan Lee.

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The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung

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Drake Brings His Sense Of Doom!

In Which We Discover That Iceman May Be Hiding A Herniated Disc, That Hippie Thugs Make Up For Their Mindless Brutality With A Strong Commitment To Multiculturalism, And That The One Thing The Warlock Fears Above All Else Is The Textile Industry!

Hey, Bobby-Boo, I Am Smarter Than The Average Mutant!

"The Warlock Wears Three Faces!"

Written by Gary Friedrich and Arnold Drake, Layouts by Don Heck, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee.

Also Included: "I, The Iceman"

Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by Joe Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee.

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The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung

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Friedrich Scripts Were Not Ghost Ridden!

In Which We Find That The Juggernaut Manages To Get By With Only Two Stages of Grief, That There Is No Helmet That Can Protect Against A Women's Intuition, And That If Push Came to Shove, Bobby Would Really Rather Have The Carvel Cookie Puss!

Hey Kids! Check Out The Latest Administration Of The Estate of a Deceased Person! It's Da Bomb!

"The End of the X-Men!"

Written by Gary Friedrich, Layouts by Don Heck, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee.

Also Included: "...And Then There Were Two"

Written by Gary Friedrich, Pencils by George Tuska, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee.

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The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung

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