Why just have one timeline when you can have three? 

Jubilee breaks her CD player, Apocalypse breaks the future, Dan finds some analogies, and Jav rejoices at the lack of savage land.

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Gambit revisits his past, there's a magical swamp lady, Dan is done with the Danger Room, and Jav is over The Savage Land. 

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Wolverine spends a lot of time in flashback being both Canadien, and surgically tortured, Jav has a realisation about hockey, and Dan has a realisation about how we become trapped in the cycles of our lives, doomed to repeat those patterns ad infinitum. 

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Jubilee ends up Home Alone: Lost in post soviet Russia, Wolverine is irresponsible with note protocols, Dan goes nuts on East/West politics, and Jav's new hour-long standup special "Difficult First Album" is available on youtube. 

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Storm reconnects with her adoptive son, the Shadow King reconnects with Storm, and Rogue kind of feels like a third wheel. Dan goes on a significant tangent about Murder on the Orient Express, and Jav gently nudges him back on track. 

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We catch up with Jean Grey and Cyclops on their honeymoon, but so does Mr. Sinister. Dan starts naming mutants he doesn't recognise before the show can, and Jav is forced to explain why Sinister seems to have every power. 

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We're back baby! Season two of Xmen reXamined and Dan and Jav are back to reXamining! Morph comes back to the Xmen, Wolverine sulks at the mutant wedding of the decade, Dan is forced to remember an audition in a gorilla suit and Jav reminisces about the worst/best card trick he ever did. 

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Season one is done and Dan and Jav reflect on it as a whole and realise that the greatest episodes were the friends we made on the way.

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In the final episode of Season One of the Animated Series the X-men finally face off against the sentinels once and for all, Jav remembers saliva based childhood games, and  Dan somehow makes it about 9/11.

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The assassination plot wraps up and Bishop ends up back in the future. HR has questions for Gambit. 

Warning: This episode contains the phrase 'c*m gutters'. Sorry.

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