i am so tired. made this all night in FL Studios. don't own license. had to use NVIDIA Shadowplay and spent forever in video conversion hell to find a way to get a decent mp3 out of the mp4. i normally don't care that i lose my work in the DEMO of FL Studios, but this time i actually made a decent track and didn't want to just flush it all away, so yeah, here ya go, hope you all dig it.

Kyle/Distortchi released this song, and it was pretty cool if you're into Glitch, Ambient, Minimal/Techno, which i can appreciate, though i am more a EDM and D&B person myself. i saw he made the project 170BPM, and i was inspired to do a quick D&B remix for fun.

check out the original version here

https://soundcloud.com/kyle-liebau/dread-in-time

i recently heard a mix of "Riddim" which i guess is some sort of niche subgenre of dubstep where people make low effort basic tracks or whatever. to sort of poke fun at the scene, i decided to take the Crash The Bandicoot "whoa" and made it the showcase of this track, as a silly joke xD

this is a progressive drumstep remix of Chiodos - The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined. originally was just a joke of a project, but since i got Serum i found that it's become a little easier to have cool sounds so i felt like this turned out better than i was expecting. it's not perfect though, especially the mix and mastering job i did was a bit bad, but while it's not as good as Bassnectar or Zomboy or even Arkasia, i still was inspired by them in how i approached this.

164BPM fyi.

who is this cute lesbian and how tight is her.. oh, hi there! if you're a fan of Pyrocynical, then you may just enjoy this cancerous song that is comprised of Pyrocynical audio clips, as well as frequency modulated synthesis, over compressed drums, a pointless 2 second fade-in, and 3 different subgenres of EDM that not all everyone likes!

a really dumb idea sprouted to life due to being repeated forced to listen to the radio and hearing Fitz & The Tantrums HandClap. i almost didn't make this a reality, but then i found out HandClap was 140BPM, and i knew i had to make this dubstep, lol.

so one night at work, i got the prechorus "i can make your hands clap" stuck in my head. since i'm random, i then thought "i can make the ducks quack". i then remembered that one of my friends, he would always say "damn ducks" when i farted, so i made the lyrics about farting and Dutch Ovens xD

anyways, enjoy this blend of my terrible singing, a 9 dollar kazoo sample pack from SoundIron, a sample of a duck quacking, dubstep electro bass and half-time swing beats, and the fact that this was my first use of the iZotope Ozone 7 trial.

lyrics:

burn it up

somebody light a match 'cause I've been farting and it's shitty, I know

too many beans and all this dairy makes my ass lose control

you say that's disgusting, I'm so smelly, like old cheese and mold

but I love to fart, and sometimes the gas is too hard to hold

and you don't even know

I can make the ducks quack

you can smell my ass crack

somebody light a match 'cause I've been farting and it's shitty, I know

too many beans and all the veggies makes my ass lose control

you say that's disgusting, I'm so smelly, like old cheese and mold

I want to piss on yo face, fart in your mouth, and shit on walls

and you don't even know

I can make the ducks quack

you can smell my ass crack

every night when my farts come out

and you're next to me sleeping safe and sound

I'll pull up the covers and hold you down

'cause I'm creating a Dutch Oven now

you will be screaming when the farts come out

and when I'm done, you'll kick me out of bed

get on my knees and apologize for...

making the ducks quack

I just made the ducks quack

made you smell my ass crack

my farts are smelling like Limburger cheese, I can't even lie

if it sounds silent, it's most violent, you should just turn and run

if it's really loud, I'll be quite proud, and laugh with all my friends

but you hate the stench, especially when it overextends

and you don't even know

I can make the ducks quack

and you can smell my ass crack

every night when my farts come out

and you're next to me sleeping safe and sound

I'll pull up the covers and hold you down

'cause I'm creating a Dutch Oven now

you will be screaming when the farts come out

and when I'm done, you'll kick me out of bed

get on my knees and apologize for...

making the ducks quack

I just made the ducks quack

made you smell my ass crack

can you hear the ducks quack?