We're BACK baby! That extended hiatus did Kate and Louie a LOT of good, but now (without the aid of maple mushrooms, even) they take on the syrupy mess that is Riverdale, Chapter Eighty-Seven! 

Edited by Angely Mercado

Theme Song By Louie Aronowitz

Kate and Louie break out of podcast jail and crash a 9-year-old's birthday party for this episode of XOXO Riverdale! So take a munch on a psychedelic burger and chain yourself to the podcatcher of your choice as your favorite duo dishes on the latest mid-season finale. It's the last crush and power lists for a while, so listen up, pals and gals!

Edited by Angely Mercado

Theme song by Louie Aronowitz

Kate and Louie DESTROY this episode of XOXO (see what we did there?)! This is a long one, but it's worth it. Kate and Louie delve into what they think happened to Polly, if Veronica should be allowed in the locker room, and most importantly, how is the Riverdale TikTok?

Edited by Angely Mercado

Theme song by Louie Aronowitz

Kate and Louie put on their firemen helmets, throw their keys into a bowl, and take them out again as they cover this disappointingly unsexy episode of Riverdale!

Edited by Angely Mercado

Theme Song By Louie Aronowitz

Louie is joined this week by a special guest, Los Angeles entertainment dynamo Bethany Boles! They get into if an alien corpse can be preserved in syrup, what printing your own currency would actually be like, and more seriously, how awesome it is to see Riverdale cast members use their fame for advocacy.

Edited by Angely Mercado

Theme Song by Louie Aronowitz

Kate and Louie have the first day of school jitters as they get into the latest with Riverdale! So get on your jumpsuit or FBI jacket, put that tip jar on your English teacher's desk and strap in for all the Riverdale News/sass you can handle!

Edited by Angely Mercado

Theme Song by Louie Aronowitz

Kate and Louie express their love for chunky big boys and blond wigs as they get into Chapter Eighty-One: Homecoming! Plus, they get into what Riverdale getting unincorporated means for the town, and most importantly: how qualified are Archie, Jughead, Betty, and Ronnie to teach, really???

Theme song by Louie Aronowitz

Edited by Angely Mercado

We jump 7 years in the future. It is inexplicably still 2021. Kate is married to a real Patrick Bateman type and lives on the discarded set of Queer as Folk. Louie dresses like a budget Willam S Burroughs, has writer's block, and being VERY peevish about it. The two of them return to Riverdale after a long absence to continue their important work as recap podcasters.

They both want you to support the upcoming oral history of Josie and the Pussycats (2001) here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/best-movie-ever-a-totally-jerkin-book#/

Edited by Angely Mercado

Theme Song By Louie Aronowitz

Kate and Louie get you through this very very special episode of Riverdale! The kids finally graduate from Riverdale High (after 80 years of being there!) and we give you our FINAL crush and power lists before we jump ahead seven years next week! Plus! All the Riverdale fan news you can throw a grad hat at!

Edited by Angely Mercado

Theme song by Louie Aranowitz

Kate and Louie have never had as much to say about a single episode of Riverdale. This one is truly bonkers. Strap yourselves in, it's a long one, but it's worth it.

Edited by Angely Mercado

Theme Song by Louie Aronowitz