Xpodables

Xpodables

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Xpodables episodes

  • Xpodables: The Punisher 1989

    The guilty shall be punished!  The Xpodables have decided to cover their first movie franchise, The Punisher.  Join them as they cover the original Punisher from 1989 starring Ivan Drago...errr Dolph Lundgren and that black guy from Iron Eagle.  The guys also discuss the ever growing list of Superhero movies and whether or not this trend is reaching its critical mass.  So listen in as Jason runs down this often overlooked, and sometimes forgotten, comic book inspired movie about a former detective turned vigilante hermit after his family is murdered..  Next up is the 2004 adaptation starring Thomas Jane. (without the black guy from Iron Eagle) You can leave your 2 cents at [email protected] and be a part of the show.  You can also find everyone on Twitter.

    Jason is @Strangleland_bls    Rob is @Darthballsac   Dan is @Vanilagorila73

    You can also follow the show @theXpodables

    2 hr 16 min
  • Xpoda-Babbles Presents: The Last Dragon

    Ballsac and The Gorila get together to do a commentary of the epic film, Barry Gordy's: The Last Dragon and bring a couple of buddies along for the ride.  So join the boys as special guests Newty and Ken put in their 2 cents and see whether or not Bruce LeRoy can find the "Glow" and show mean ol' Sho'nuff who the greatest Shogun in Harlem really is.  Feel free to leave us some feedback or if you want to request a future show, reach us at [email protected] 

    Find us on Twitter:

    Rob is @Darthballsac Jason is @Strangeland_bls Dan is @Vanilagorila73

    You can also follow Newty @Newty28 and his Podcast @NFW_Podcast and Ken is @Knslacker

    Up next: The Punisher starring Dolph Lundgren

    1 hr 57 min
  • Xpodables: Dolemite

    The Xpodables are back to bring you the 1975 Blaxploitation classic about a Kung Fu Pimp who is trying to prove his innocence after being set up by the white devil.  The boys talk about the road trip to Jason's place and a poor air mattress that met an early death.  Rob and Jason talk about Batman Vs. Superman and relive their first "date", the fart fiasco, and watching WrestleMania at Butler's.  So sit back and enjoy as no stereotype is safe and nothing is off limits when these three idiots get together.  Next up will be the original Punisher staring Ivan Drago. 

    Feel free to leave some feedback for the show....seriously, anything......at [email protected]

    Follow the show at @theXpodables

    Jason is @strangeland_bls

    Rob is @darthballsac

    Dan is @vanilagorila73  

    2 hr 38 min
  • Xpoda-Babbles Presents: Out For Justice

    For the first and possibly last time ever, The Xpodables are together in person to bring you a commentary of the unforgettable Steven Segal classic "Out For Justice".  The boys got sick and tired of Skype's bullshit so they decided to hit the road and bring you a special edition of the Xpoda-Babbles, live and in living color.  So dust off that old VHS and enjoy as Rob, Jason, Dan, and special guest Butler, bust balls and argue about which one of Segal's New York accents is the best and why in the hell does he leaves that goddamn puppy in his car for days!?! 

    Drop us some feedback at [email protected] and follow the show on Twitter @theXpodables...or not, and just keep being a bunch of dicks.

    You can also follow these assholes on Twitter as well:

    Rob is @darthballsac   Jason is @strangeland_bls   Dan is @vanilagorila73   and Butler is @ShortyTheKlown

    1 hr 39 min
  • Xpodables: Coffy

    The Xpodables return to bring you the 1973 movie featuring Pam Grier's chest puppies.  Join us as we rundown this classic about an unassuming, upstanding citizen who has had enough of the pimps and pushers and decides to dish out her own sexy style of justice.  Luckily Jason returns as stipulated in his contract and gives us the rundown on this oldie but goodie.  Stay tuned after the show for the Xpodables Xtra and hear why @Slipknot123 may have been accurate on his ITunes review.  Next episode the boys will cover a story about the greatest kung fu pimp who ever lived, that's right, its DOLEMITE!

    Anyone is welcome to leave us feedback: [email protected] and follow us on Twitter:

    Rob is @Darthballsac

    Jason is @Strangeland_bls

    & Dan is @Vanilagorila73

    1 hr 52 min
  • Xpoda-Babbles Presents: Stone Cold Commentary

    Ballsac and the Gorila are back to try a little experiment, The Expoda-Babbles!  From time to time we will select one of the movies we covered in the past, dust it off and do a special commentary episode.  For our first endeavor we bring you 1991's Stone Cold starring Brian, "The Boz" Bosworth.  Due to Jason's appearance limits in his contract we reach out and bring you a very special guest host to assist us, Will "Hot Sprinkles"!  You will quickly hear why he is special and why his nickname is Hot Sprinkles.  So join us, pop in the movie, grab some beer and let the steroids and motorcycles fly!

    Next episode we rundown the 1973 classic "Coffy"

    Feel free to leave some feedback: [email protected] and follow us on Twitter.

    Rob is @darthballsac ,Dan is @vanilagorila73, Will is @USMC_BOHICA and Jason is @Strangeland_bls

    1 hr 42 min
  • Xpodables: Gymkata
    Ballsac, Jason, and Dan, bring to you possibly the most important movie in American history, Gymkata.  A story about an American gymnast turned martial arts badass who tries to secure the future of America by winning the "Game" and allow our Government to complete the Star Wars Missile Defense System.  Will he be the first outsider to win the game in over 900 years or will he die trying to save his country?  Join us and find out.  We discuss trailers for the upcoming movies Triple 9 and The Brothers Grimsby. 

    BTW: The Razzie Award for worst new star was Bridgitte Nielsen-Stallone for her killer performances in both Red Sonja and Rocky IV, you are welcome Ballsac.

    Congratulations to "Dave" who has won our first, and possibly last, Xpodables giveaway by submitting the correct answer to our "name that movie" contest.  Be sure and stay tuned after the show for our Xpodables Xtra segment.  Be a part of the show and leave some fucking feedback at [email protected].  Join us next time for 1973's Coffy starring Pam Grier and possibly her boobs.

    Follow us on Twitter: Rob is @darthballsac, Jason is @Strangleland_bls, and Dan is @Vanilagorila73

    2 hr 23 min
  • Xpodables: Samurai Cop


    ----more----The boys are back to rundown a piece of cinematic mastery, 1991's Samurai Cop!  We also give our thoughts on the Royal Rumble, discuss the trailer for the upcoming movie The Suicide Squad, and eventually get to some feedback.  So join us for one hell of a ride as we try and describe how incredibly awesome/horrible this movie is.  We also drop a bombshell and announce that one lucky winner will have the chance to win the prize of a lifetime by correctly telling us the name of the movie by listening to an audio clip during the show.  Everyone who gives us the correct answer will have their name thrown in the hat.  What is the prize you ask?  You have to listen to find out.  Leave us some fucking feedback and your answer at: [email protected] and remember to follow us on Twitter.  "You just don't turn it off!"  Truer words were never spoken Sylvester.

    Rob:@darthballsac

    Jason:@strangeland_bls

    Dan:@vanilagorila73

    Our next episode we will be covering yet another martial arts masterpiece GYMKATA!!!

    2 hr 21 min
  • Xpodables: The Warriors

    Ballsac, Dan, and Erik, are back again!  The boys discuss the trailers for the upcoming movies Independence Day: Resurgence, Batman Vs. Superman, and the 5th Wave.  We also consider some possible underlying issues involving sexual tension in Star Wars.  Join us as we rundown the 1979 classic "The Warriors".  This movie gives you a glimpse into the rough and rugged lives of New York street gangs during the late 70's.  From a bunch of bastard Orphans to a group of menacing Mimes, this movie is the definition of Thug Life in the Big Apple. 

    You can follow us on Twitter:  Rob:@Darthballsac, Dan:@Vanilagorila73, and Erik:@Thiserikmorgan

    Feel free to send us some feedback at [email protected]

    1 hr 47 min
  • Xpodables: The Exterminator

    Ballsac and Dan are back to cover the 1980 cult classic "The Exterminator".  This time we are joined a by a very special guest host.  We aren't going to say who it is, you gotta listen to find out.  Join us as Dan quickly realizes he made a mistake that even Ballsac cant top. The guys countdown their top 5 action movies of 2015 and run down trailers for the upcoming Star Trek: Beyond and X-men: Apocalypse.  Our special guest also gives us his opinion on past trailers we discussed on the show.

    Next Show up is "Samurai Cop"

    Follow us on Twitter: Rob is @darthballsac, Dan is @vanilagorila73, and Erik is @thiserikmorgan.   

    Don't forget the boys from AMHWM :@slipknot123 Tyler and @strangeland_bls Jason.

    Please leave us some fucking feedback at [email protected]

    1 hr 41 min

About Xpodables

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A movie podcast where we rundown older, lesser known flicks from back in the day. We also rundown movies we just feel like we need to talk about and we also do Xpoda-Babble. Where we do a commentary…