We spend a lot of time on the mechanics of this book, the religion and female friendships. Zero teenage masturbation discussions! We're on a roll.

We discuss puppy love, talking down to teenage girls, somehow I bring it back to pirates and some how, we DONT discuss teenage masturbation- tune in!

Join Lottie and I for Carry On by Rainbow Rowell. We loved this book, but I still find things to complain about and Lottie is lovely as per usual. I continue to bring up teen masturbation and wonder why we can't write books for teens where teens think like teens. Teens.

Spoiler alert: We hate this book. We discuss hay dicks, bad writing, pregnant teens, tropes, cliches, Oz, magic, slutty!Dorothy and more in the super sized, super long, season finale.

DEM RAVEN BOYS. If you ever wanted to know more about this book, or hear people discuss this book, The Raven Boys, we talk about the Covenant and the Great Gatsby and how they seem to have inspired this book. Heavy on the masturbation talk, you've been warned.

We delve into adaptations, the difference between fan fiction and a reworked story and also, we love Disney.

We also dish out advice, talk about manic pixie dream girls vs ethereal sexy poet boys and violent third graders.

Civil war style, Sarah Torrens and I are a house divided on Passenger, a time travel yarn that I hated and Sarah loved.

We thoroughly dissect The Diviners by Libba Bray delving into such subjects as- what do robots jizz? Are ouiji boards in or out? Are ghosts real?

This doozy of an episode has Sarah Torrens and I discussing YA movie and show adaptations, working our way through Vampire Academy, Twilight, Shadowhunters, City of Bones and Beautiful Creatures.