Marissa’s taking us on a ride this week, profiling the raw deal of Darius McCollum. We also talk about phone companies, Pete bought a wood chipper, and Marissa is really OKAY! How would you sentence Darius McCollum? How would you sell a new phone company?

Marissa’s moving and it ain’t easy, and Pete wishes he was retired. We talk about collectables and then a man who took collectable cards too far. We learn all about how cards are valued and the controversies surrounding those methods. Do you like Justin Timberlake trolls? How would you rob a bank? What’s your best […]

Marissa’s concerned about her hands, and Pete’s another year older. Watch how you review the L. Ron Hubbard House, too. Find out who’s annoying each of us this week and how to resist turning into a physically evolved phone user. Who would you start a baseless war with? How many hours do you spend on […]

Due to some scheduling issues, we’re releasing a re-run this week from March 2020, where we had a lot of fun but don’t remember doing it. There are lots of 2020 references, so travel back to a time of uncertainty and quarantining… No usual sound cues, most of the ums left in, and all the […]

Marissa is in turmoil, Pete is at the dentist, and Long Island is (was) under siege. Listen up for details on all of this and the nerdy things we do. Do you bite things with your front teeth? Do you have a lead on a rental near Hershey? Do you own a black jumpsuit?

Marissa dishes about her disdain for the alternative halftime show and her adoration of slam poetry. Am I kidding about that last part? Alex leaves a voicemail, Pete talks too much, and both hosts try to figure out why anyone would like Kid Rock. What did you do for the Super Bowl?

What would you do with 12 brothers? Would you die for them??

To avoid the obvious crumbling of society, we cover NBA Mascots, like the two weirdos featured in this episode’s picture. We touch on snow, wish you a happy Groundhog Day, and find symbols we’d like to see from aliens. View the pictures from this episode. Who’s your favorite featured mascot? Did we go too hard […]

Stranger Things is over, but some people will not accept it. Marissa fills us in on conspiracy theories about the final season. Also: she gets older, Pete can’t remember anything, and we resurrect some animals. How was your break from us? What did you wish happened in the Stranger Things finale?

In this not-safe-for-kids holiday episode, Pete offers some hidden meanings in Christmas classics. Neither host can see properly, and one can barely speak properly. We’ll be back from our holiday break in January. Until then, what secret meanings do you see in holiday specials?