Paul discusses a system to be able to raise kids, math skills that may end him up in jail, stripper skills, and what can be said on the documentary of his life. 

Paul examines being the ugliest person in your family, stocks, and the perfect hair ratio for your head.

Paul talks about who had the worse decade, surviving as a hobo, and driving a baby.

Paul discusses throwing some D's on the ole body, how to properly prepare a cheese board, and can cars run on water

Paul discusses baby gifts, tear drop tattoos and super viruses, and light up toilets

Paul discusses bad holiday commercials, reflects on his knowledge of the body, and runs down his office holiday party guide.

Paul talks about assembling a proper group for Thanksgiving, dirty dollar store hummus, and proper Thanksgiving topics

Paul questions not standing in line, the white food diet, and exploding uterus

Paul confirms he doesn't know what the transitive property is, how to properly throw a wedding, and having zero sexual tension.

Paul rambles about not having an ear, old people using technology, and a potential milkshake conspiracy at McDonalds