In the immortal words of Sir Paul McCartney: Listen to what the man said.

And who is that man, you may ask?

LL Cool J, of course.

And it's my final apology. Happy New Year, assholes.

RIP to my other Uncle Kevin.

Nobody beats the Wiz... except Death.

Mixmas is BACK and SHITTIER THAN EVER! Day ONE of SEVEN STRAIGHT DAYS of NEW SHOWS for YOU AND YOURS this FESTIVE WHY AM I YELLING WHO IS READING THIS OMGLOLWTFBBQ

I hate podcasting.

It’s not a very dynamite show, but it’s what the Birthday Boy wanted and needed. So enjoy it if you can!

I probably should’ve titled this show ‘Mahashmashana’ after the opening track by Father John Misty (not my real father). It’s a sanskrit word for ‘great cremation ground’ which is kinda fitting as I myself want to be cremated when I die… preferably in a human body-sized Solo Stove smokeless firepit.

Enjoy! I think it’s a very dynamite show!

That’s right, you read it right!

Today is my favorite holiday - now and forever to be known as FRANKSGIVING! 

Today’s meal however will not feature Black Napkins. Now shut up and pass me the Lumpy Gravy!

I finally posted a show during Thanksgiving Week.

You’re welcome!

The traditional 'week full of shows' for Thanksgiving week has been CANCELLED. Pay close attention to my fanfare for an update on next week's new schedule. That is all.

OR IS IT?