Yes Offense

Yes Offense

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Yes Offense episodes

  • Ep. 66: Coco Gumdrop feat. Brook Louellen Smith and Anthony Vega
    Brooke Louellen Smith is back along with another OG of the pod, Anthony Vega. We talk about performing at/going to strip clubs, how Brooke creepily pursues women, and why Jesus looks so sexy up there in the cross.
    Please listen, subscribe, and write a review wherever you can so what I just wrote will be worth it, before I inevitably go to hell.
    1 hr 39 min
  • Ep. 65: The Math Cave feat. Shaquana Cochran and Lila Sparks
    Some lovely ladies stopped by the pod this week. Shaquana Cochran returns along with Lila Sparks making her debut. We learn that Lila was a dim witted child, Shaquana will never be vegan, and I might be a psycho the way I eat my animal crackers.
    Please listen, subscribe, and write a review wherever you can so if I accidentally have kids, I can get them a better education than Lila got.
    1 hr 11 min
  • Ep. 64: The Whorror Section feat. Matt Lopes, Chris, Warren and Cooper Gavin
    This week, we had everyone’s favorite sad boy, Chris Warren, back on the pod along with newcomer and neck beard enthusiast, Cooper Gavin. And if it wasn’t jam packed enough for you, make a lot of room for Matt Lopes!!! We talk how datable we would be as women, how we’d tragically die, and being sober form milkshakes. This episode rules.
    Please listen, subscribe, and write a review wherever you can. Don’t make me sad like Warren.
    1 hr 27 min
  • Ep. 63: Tower of ’Tism feat. LeMaire Lee and Pete Eckenroth
    Was down in Philly this weekend and recorded this podcast after a hell of a night with my boys LeMaire Lee and Pete Eckenroth.
    We talk getting tomatoes thrown at us, our weed misadventures, and apparently I’m missing out in the Muppets universe. This one went longer than usual, but that’s just cuz it’s 🔥🔥🔥
    Go listen, write a review, and tell your friends or it’s tomatoes for your ass a well
    1 hr 59 min
  • Ep. 62: Club Penguin feat. Avery Quinn and Ryan Peterson
    The boys, Avery Quinn and Ryan Peterson return to the pod to shoot the shit. We talk a lot about being bad theater kids, when we first played GTA, and a Veracruz woman who had her gravestone turned into a giant penis.
    Go listen, subscribe, and tell people about the pod. Where else are they reporting about penis chiseled gravestones???
    1 hr 6 min
  • Ep. 60: I Feel No Sympathy... At All feat. Pat Oates and Dave Hintz
    It’s been a long time coming, but I finally got CT comedy legend Pat Oates to come on the pod. Dave Hintz is also on this episode. On some real shit though, this episode was mad fun. We talked about Forrest Gump sequels, where we were on good ole’ 9/11, and how a bunch of teens killed a guy with a traffic cone. Again, something for everyone.
    Go subscribe, write a review, and tell your friends or you’ll get the traffic cone too.
    1 hr 24 min
  • Ep. 59: Puerto Rican Patronum feat. Mike Massaro and Jorge Paz Saldon
    Mike Massaro is back along with newcomer to the pod, Jorge Paz Saldon. Together, we go down a wild rabbit hole of gay Spiderman, consensual cannibalism, and how a serial killer who killed hundreds  got out on good behavior. 
    Go like, share, and subscribe. That serial killer is still out there and kills people who dismisses subscribing.
    1 hr 4 min
  • Ep. 58: How Do You Want To Die? feat. Sid Floyd and Mike Nice
    The Shed Boys are back ladies and gentlemen! Sid Floyd and Mike Nice stopped by again to riff about our degenerate youths, our preferred fates, and a bunch of other nonsense. I’m too high and lazy to come up with a description right now. Enjoy.
    Go subscribe and review it please! If not, I hope you have a mediocre life.
    1 hr 5 min
  • Ep. 57: The Popcorn Trick feat. James T Moore and Avery Quinn
    Did this one after an open mic with the mates, James T Moore and Avery Quinn. We also talked to an ex-Elbow Room waitress who stumbled onto the “set” this week, Along with stories of shitty venues, we talk about the infamous popcorn trick and incels. So a little bit of everything for everyone.
    Please like, share, and subscribe or whatever. I’d do it for you if you did something.
    1 hr 7 min

About Yes Offense

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Yes Offense is a comedy podcast, created and hosted by stand up comedian, Alex Tomaselli. Every week, Tomaselli and other comedians riff and rant about everything and anything going on in the world…

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