Five members of a family in rural Turkey walk on all fours. Are they humans devolving? Are they a missing link? Do they lack a gene that is responsible for modern humans to walk on two legs? Or is it something else?

Yep. It's something else. Listen to this short episode and find out!

A Hollywood star, a King, the CIA, youth serums, dwarfism, squalor, ninjas, mad cow disease, murder; this story's got it all!

Are we doing this right? Who knows? This delicious trash is free and will always be free, but seems like all the cool kids are doing it so we'll do it, too.

If ya like us, we'd love some support and probably won't get any if we don't at least try so here's our Patreon promo as it's own separate upload.

We're so happy people are actually listening so NO PRESSURE!

We have about enough fans to fit in sketchy conversion van and that's simply delightful. We'd love to buy a fleet of vans and really do this thing right. [creepy wink emoji here]

Here's some dumb-ass karaoke from Jennifer Sandwich singing about the Glensheen 3-parter!

SPOILER ALERT! If you haven't listened to the Glensheen episodes, this lil ditty will spoil it all. If you're cool with that, give it a listen.

Apologies ahead of time. I didn't do it on the dumpster keyboard this time. I feel lazy. - Jen