This week we play games based around anime. Nikki pounds some pussy (except for when it gets hit by warm water) in Ranma 1/2: The Treasure of the Red Cat Gang! Cody talks to the hand and the hand talks back so see all the doctors please Vampire Hunter D! And Matt falls asleep and wakes up on mushrooms which I think is how he was conceived in Little Nemo: The Dream Master!

This week we play Halloween games! Matt whips it good in Castlevania Judgement, Cody sings along to the all your favorite song in Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge, and Nikki slices people in half wif her kicks and also she plays a video game of some sort in Nightmare Creatures!

This week: Advergames! Matt travels to space in armor made of cereal which I think is something NASA really needs to test in ChexQuest, Nikki is a one-woman war on Christmas in Christmas Shopping Simulator, and Cody is dangerous cheesy and also regular cheesy because he's lame in Chester Cheetah: Too Cool To Fool.

This week, join us as we reach into the pet semetary that is failed mascot games! Cody jumps on a bed despite what his parents told him to do in Aero the Acro-Bat 2, Matt single-handedly contributes to the destruction of the rainforest in Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt, and Nikki plays Bubsy. Need I say more?

This week, watch our souls die as we play games from Ocean! Matt plays the Mel Gibson/Danny Glover health management simulator that is Lethal Weapon. Nikki fights an epic battle for alleyway supremacy in the Untouchables. And Cody plays lemmings with your grandmother in Eek the Cat.

This week we play games we love! Cody speeds through a keed and now he has to tell you when he moves into your neighborhood in Sonic Generations, and Matt checks out a hairy man-ape's sweet muscular donkeybuns in Donkey Kong 94. All this plus we talk about the NES Classic Edition -- and also Nikki is here!

This week, we finally play games that everyone else has been raving about for years. Matt makes bad things happen to Lara Croft in Tomb Raider! Nikki kisses a dude and feeds him the mashed tomato lying docile in her hot pink mouth in Kirby Super Star! And Cody parkours his way into your heart and through your door and now you're gonna need a new door in Mirror's Edge!

This week we skip all that jibber jabber and get right into playing games against one another! We race to be the first to murder a dragon king in Mario 3, turn each other into rainbows of blood in Shark Attack Deathmatch 2, help put a dinosaur sized punch in Hitler's dick in Dino D-day, and strangle an owlbear in Dungeons and Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara!

This week we play puzzle games! Matt pulls on a man's face until it's distended and horrible in Pushmo World, Cody walks Tesla into an incinerator like Edison would have wanted in Teslagrad, and Nikki knows that when it comes to ancient cryptic puzzle boxes, you just kinda jiggle it until it goes in there - like the ancients would've wanted - in The Room.

This week we don't play anything, but we talk about most of the stuff that came out of E3 2016. Enjoy!