Matt is seeking a friend for the end of the world and also someone to bodyslam in John Cena Sexy High School Adventure. Cody finds his heart on the back of the Declaration of Independence in Caging Me Softly and woos a sexy sharptooth helping us learn that love... finds a way in Jurassic Heart. And Nikki helps us actually get Youtube hits with Five Nights of Loooove.

Cody goes to hell but not like Matt's been praying for in Swamp Thing. Matt plays with animals' balls in Tiny Toon Adventures: Defenders of the Universe for the goddamned PS2. Lastly, Nikki learns to fly - because that's how you cheese the game - in DEMON BLAZON!

This week we played the last games for consoles! Nikki battles sexism in the most indirect way possible in Smurfs: Around the World for Sega Master System. Matt plays the horrible baby of Donkey Kong and that "gotta go fast" meme in Sonic Blast for the Game Gear. And Cody gets crabbed and ends up with an assface in Bonk 3: Bonk's Big Adventure for Turbo Duo.

This is Nick Arcade Challenge Week! We play lots of video games and complete tiny challenges up in em! YAY!

This week, we play little-known RPGs! Matt runs a business into the ground and ends up in a box like Carly Fiorina in Recettear, while Cody is... he plays The Room, yall. They made a game out of the greatest movie of all time. And somehow it's not a pure football game.

This week the King's three top aides shall procure various games for yon viewing pleasure: The Royal Poison Taster Matt is a half-minute man, but we all knew this, in Half Minute Hero 2; The Royal Poison Maker, Cody, is three people in one - which is a sex joke waiting to happen - in Trine 2, and Nikki, whose job oddly has naught to do with poison yet still the woman keeps ordering poisons online to do what I know not, she shows off Tom Cruise's abs in Legend.