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Illusions, Michael. This week on the show we discuss the long, dark duel of the soul. Magician’s soul, that is. Join us for the episode with the best translated title, and most disappointing summary! Featuring a special bonus appearance from Lauren’s favorite card.

Later, it’s Swordsman of Landstar versus the Dark Magician!

Gee whiz, we really earn our explicit tag this week. First, Mokuba finds a cheater (that Kaiba puts in a coma), then a clown tells Yugi to come in his box!

… I’ll see myself out.

Later, it’s Gearfried the Iron Knight versus Baby Dragon!

This week on the show, Jimmy does the fastest episode recap ever!

Then, we talk about Espa Roba’s undying commitment to the bit, and how even a slightly different editing tactic could have made this episode incredibly upsetting.

In the monster bracket, it’s Legion the Fiend Jester versus Mystic Horseman!

In this thrilling follow-up to last week’s unbearable cliffhanger, join us as we ask the important questions:

… Hey Exodia, how’s your head?

Later, we finally see Jimmy’s white whale appear in the monster bracket: It’s Fortress Whale vs. Alligator’s Sword!

WE BUILT THIS CITY!
IT’S BAT-TLE CITY!
KAIBA’S NEW CITY!
IT’S TIME TO DUUUUUEEEEEELLLLLL…

Then, it’s Optimus Prime versus Meta Knight! Oh, sorry, I mean— Machine King versus Little-Winguard!

This week on the show, Joey gets in a fight! We would talk about it, but we’re too busy pitching our idea for the next Yu-Gi-Oh series. *slaps top of podcast* This puppy can fit so many Yu-Gi-Ohs in it

Later, are millennials destroying the Exodia industry?

Finally, The Great Mammoth of Goldfine goes up against Shining Abyss! It’s gonna be fine… Goldfine, that is.

This week, we tempt fate by endlessly mocking the most powerful card in Duel Monsters! Then, we discuss the finer points of making your own tournament rules, and bask in the joy (and dubious ethics) of Duel Disks! Finally, a marvelous invention that can most definitely never be used to commit war crimes!

Featuring a special guest appearances from Completely Real Roman Mars™ and Pepper’s inane chewing noises.

Later, Cyber Jar and Time Wizard face off in a battle for the ages!

In this episode, everyone’s HORNY…

for dancing!

Then, Alpha the Magnet Warrior and Doll of Demise face off!

Jimmy returns from Canada, and we watch “The Past is Present”, because the present… is… past? Say what you will about this episode, but it really ticks all the boxes:

- Magical artifacts

- Extra-long mythology dumps

- An ancient duel

- Kaiba gets tricked

- A CARD MORE POWERFUL THAN EXODIA?

Then, Amphibian Beast fights the impossible battle against Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

While Jimmy’s getting lost in the faraway land of Canada, let us return to season 0, for a spooktacular bonus episode!

This episode really does have it all: Kaiba, puppets, an Englishman, oh my! Join us for a wild ride back into what is truly the darkest side of dimensions, won’t you?