You Ain't a'Woofin - History, Mystery, Crime, and Astrology

You Ain't a'Woofin - History, Mystery, Crime, and Astrology

By Amy Jo McCarville and Valerie AlonzoTrue Crime
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You Ain't a'Woofin - History, Mystery, Crime, and Astrology episodes

  • 80: The Drowning of Mary Ashford & the 1817 Zodiac Back

    On today’s episode, Valerie shares the sorrowful tale of Mary Ashford, who met a mysterious fate in the early morning hours after a local community dance. Her case led to the repeal of a long forgotten medieval law after the accused threw down the gauntlet (literally). As if that weren’t enough, Mary’s death is tied to an unsolved case 157 years later, with many eerie similarities (Time=Flat Circle). Next, in the Zodiac Back we look at the outer planet placements of 1817 - ain’t no party like a Sagittarius party! Then Amy Jo outlines details of the natal chart of a famous leader of the Venezuelan independence movement. We round out the ZB by looking forward to the astrology of 2026.

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    1 hr 28 min
  • 79: 1817 Timeline Twist & The Beguiling Story of Princess Cariboo

    On today’s episode, Valerie’s Timeline Twist features some 1817 history (and warcake), The Cook’s Oracle cookbook including 11 ketchups and a Wow-Wow sauce, a cheat sheet for nervous dancers, a crazy strong liqueur, and the invention of the first strider bike known as the Laufmaschine (among other names). Next, Amy Jo shares the fascinating tale of a mysterious woman who walked out of the water into an English village near Bristol wearing a turban and speaking an unknown language. Locals were stumped until an unexpected translator revealed her as royalty - Supertwist! The mystery woman was able to bask in her newfound notoriety for a while - until nosy Mrs. Neale had something to say.

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    1 hr 18 min
  • 78: The Clinton MA Circus Trouble of 1907 & the 1907 Zodiac Back

    On today’s episode, Valerie shares an amusing story from the summer of 1907, when the small town of Clinton, Massachusetts was visited by not one, but two circuses. We discuss the almost back-to-back incidents including ladies jumping herds of elephants, gambling and sharp practices, a near riot, and a violent thunderstorm - all of which caused an evening of panic and confusion, and more than a little trouble for Clintonians. Next, Amy Jo’s Zodiac back takes us through some of the current astrology - hello water trines! We discuss Jupiter in Cancer through the years and Uranus moving into Gemini in the near future, before moving on to just how Neptunian that Dancing Pig actually was! And since Neptune reflects the art of a period, we also touch on an 18th century one-named celeb, Snyder. IYKYK.

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    1 hr 37 min
  • 78: The Clinton MA Circus Trouble of 1907 & the 1907 Zodiac Back

    On today’s episode, Valerie shares an amusing story from the summer of 1907, when the small town of Clinton, Massachusetts was visited by not one, but two circuses. We discuss the almost back-to-back incidents including ladies jumping herds of elephants, gambling and sharp practices, a near riot, and a violent thunderstorm - all of which caused an evening of panic and confusion, and more than a little trouble for Clintonians. Next, Amy Jo’s Zodiac back takes us through some of the current astrology - hello water trines! We discuss Jupiter in Cancer through the years and Uranus moving into Gemini in the near future, before moving on to just how Neptunian that Dancing Pig actually was! And since Neptune reflects the art of a period, we also touch on an 18th century one-named celeb, Snyder. IYKYK.

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    1 hr 37 min
  • Sleep Stories: Amy Jo Reads the US Constitution

    Please enjoy this first in our series of relaxing content to fall asleep to.

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    50 min
  • 77: 1907 Timeline Twist & The Irish Crown Jewel Heist

    On today’s episode, Valerie presents some major strides in women’s rights and transportation during the Edwardian Era, some sweet new releases (whoop, whoop!), possibly the creepiest fine arts clip we’ve EVER had, and some important dates in aviation history, in the 1907 Timeline Twist. Next, Amy Jo tells the wild tale of the Jewels of the Order of St. Patrick, which mysteriously disappeared from Dublin Castle in July of 1907. The bungling was prominent, but the safety of the jewels depended solely on one easily compromised man. Theories abound, but the most intriguing - a scandalous and far-reaching coverup by those closest to the case.


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    1 hr 45 min
  • Season 3 Trailer

    Season three is almost here! We can’t wait to bring you more of your good old-timey favorite Timeline Twist segments. Plus! New stories, and new years - will there be a great one? Who knows!?! We’ve got lots of exciting astronomy and astrology as well. Yay! We love you, and we ain’t a’woofin!

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    3 min
  • Mystery Bit: #1

    We’re enjoying our hiatus betwixt Seasons 2 & 3! But join us for a little Mystery Bit where we revisit some of our favorite cryptid stories like the Flintville Monster, the Van Meter Visitor, and the most famous Big Foot of them all - Patty! We also touch on living through history, steam heat flats, and “Mother’s Little Helper”. We love you, and we ain’t a’woofin!

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    26 min
  • Crime Bit: #1

    We’re enjoying our hiatus betwixt Seasons 2 & 3! But join us for a little Crime Bit where we discuss wanted posters and mug shots and when they came together. Plus! We look at some wanted posters and mug shots from cases we’ve covered and look at a hilarious town notice inviting local outlaws to a “Grand Neck-Tie Party” in 1882. We love you, and we ain’t a’woofin!


    28 min
  • Astro Bit: #1

    We’re enjoying our hiatus betwixt Seasons 2 & 3! But join us for a little Astro Bit where we discuss our sun signs (Taurus and Virgo) and the need for flop day permission slips AS WELL AS To Do lists. We include our thoughts about the other sun signs of the zodiac and end with a conversation about the fascinating 3I/ATLAS and what it might mean. We love you, and we ain’t a’woofin!

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    51 min

About You Ain't a'Woofin - History, Mystery, Crime, and Astrology

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Long-time friends Amy Jo and Valerie put the woo in true crime through a historical and astrological take on living in interesting times! Odd numbered episodes feature The Timeline Twist where Valerie…