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Louise comes to the stunning realization that paying people more money to do a job they do not care about does not mean that they will suddenly start doing a better job. Listen up as we explore why Amber Alerts are harmful to women, and the men (or women) around them. Also, are all white men with cameras creepy? We debate the merits of male photographers, and why we believe they may or may not be problematic. Speaking of problematic, do you have a fear of your heavier significant other dying on top of you during sex? Subscribe to the up coming patron to sponsor my sex ejection consent contraption. Also included in this episode are some stories involving vomit, swords and the police.

All this and more on this episode of Louise VS Mr Good Taste!!

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Louise digs in with co-host Mr. Good Taste and special third chair Nickoderm from Angelus Mortem

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We talk about environmental protection in this episode. What is it? What does it mean to us? Can walking into traffic being an environmentally conscious act? Maybe it is just one of the insane things we do to keep a sense of control in the crazy world we live in.

Nickoderm and Louise swap stories about the November 29th show with Arrival of Autumn, Cathartic Demise and Jaodae. We give a few show reviews, while dealing with the struggles of sweatshirt fupas, dying batteries, and Louise getting bands mixed up. Arrival of Autumn was the band touring with In Flames, not Cathartic Demise.

This episode also digs into the days of hardcore, sampling, and the era of Christian hardcore, as well as the curse of wannabe comedians showing up to Open Mic nights. Mr. Good taste gives a great bit about opening for infamous TV star Spenny from Kevin VS Spenny, and we wrap the episode up the episode by relieving how little your hosts know about rap.

The development of this show is about as coordinated as a pepper sprayed blind man, and just about as humorous. We do some metal shop talk, and I am still waiting for someone to convince me to listen to the new Tool album, as well as the burden of the inevitable parody bands that grow out of long overdue records. Board musicians are even worse than regular musicians. Don’t believe me? Leave a drummer alone for 5 minuets and see how much noise that twitchy indigent starts to make.

Speaking of twitchy, Louise gets in a knot over customer service and believes the women in his life are slowly prepping him for life in prison, but mostly just the parts that involve him being sodomized. Meeting Louise in prison will the Toronto Poop Thrower, who is an unsung hero of our generation. This is followed by a hearty album review by Nickodem Rybarczyk who heads Angelus Mortem!

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Nude colanders. Calendars? Nude Calendars. My inability to take a compliment without an existential break down, MEAT BINGO, some Weird Al Yankovic talk, as well as incomplete sentences. Listen back to the old episodes to hear me talk to myself for an hour and get continually frustrated with my audio gear and myself. HIT ME UP ON FACEBOOK “YOU ARE IT”! Check out youareit [all one word] on spodify and we are on APPLE ITUNES PODCAST as well. Mr. Good Taste goes blond, Louise contemplates sodomizing lasagna, post election talk, band dynamics, and I talk shit about MY BAND, maybe the band that I am in? How do we handle possessive language for group projects. Who knows. Welcome to my little thought experiment.

Wow. Lots of hot pee talk. Louise and Mr. Goodtaste dig through the failure of urinal economics, being naked during band practice. We talk about competitive hand washing, poop epidemics, Kingdom Come: Divergence, the time Louise almost got beat by some lovely military folk, and when your friends new girl uses racial slurs constantly, and some wholesome election conversation. All this and more, on You Are It! It's a brand now. I will make t shirts.

We decided to upgrade the content, but downgrade the production quality for this episode. Life is full of compromises, which is especially true for me in this show, becasue I think I comprised any of my future job prospects at this point. If you are a fan of tomagochi pets, parenting classes, band dynamics and the emotional relationship between me and a rock, this show is meant for you. We dig into some profoundly Canadian concepts with a good ol' who killed who and some fancy war discussion. The virtues of consistancy, the values if just lying, because no one wants to know what is deep down in your heart, and that much more on this episode of You Are ... Oh wait no. On this Episode of Louise Vs (Mr.) Good taste!

If you thought I was finished with this little exercise in humiliation, I honestly wish you were right. I go into a deep dive regarding one of my pants shitting epidemics, which may help heat some of the local swimming pools. Did you know the City of Windsor wants to heat the local pools with sewage? I took a shit on the pool every year and the kicked me out, NOW THEY HEAT THE POOL WITH SEWAGE! We need to stand up for our rights and citizens. 

Thanks to some incredible stupidity on my part, I find myself behind on releasing these shows. I know its hard to live without my constant screeching in your ears, so help yourself to the latest and greatest of Louise Vs. Mr. Goodtaste. We discuss the pit falls of bowling alleys, being run off the road by mobility scooters, and we set a battle plan to invade Brazil to stop a the amazon from burning.

Grocery stores anxiety kicks in to high gear at the check out lane, phantom limbs syndrome kicks Mr. Goodtast around and Louise rants on nuclear power. All this and more on this episode of Louise Vs. (Mr.) Goodtaste.

It's late, but still kicking around.

The highlight of this show is the Great Herpes Debate. Are you ugly and refuse to work on your personality and basic hygiene? Do you wish there was an easier way to get a leg up in your personal dating pool? The answer is simple, you need to get herpes.

All this and more on this weeks edition of You Are It.

Remember when I said I would do two shows a week?

Well if one hour of my screaming wasn't enough, I want to give you, not two, but three hours a week of the random crap that stresses me out day to day. Thank you for Mr. Goodtaste for sticking around for this and helping me out with this.

We touch on the hard knock life of the seeing impaired, the plight of the elderly, the unjustice of having a steak served to you with ketchup on the side, we imagine soilent green, but by Disney and the curse of whole wheat bread. What do hot girls and Instagram have to do with the monarchy in England and our monetary system? Let's just say the problem and the solution is probably climate change.

All this and more on this episode.