We use futuristic 2029 technology to beam ourselves back into the past in order to revisit 2009 and in particular the decade-old action flick Terminator Salvation, directed by McG and most famous for pissing off Christian Bale on set. It's a fascinating discussion, as Kyle had seen every Terminator film twice, Eli had never seen a Terminator film before, and Sam watched most of the series for the first time over the past week. 

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Intro/Outro Music: "A Jump Off" by John Powell from Jumper (2008)

Put on your tin foil hats and don your papal robes, because conspiracy meets Catholic history in our 10th anniversary retrospective of Ron Howard's Angels & Demons, adapted by the book by Dan Brown and Howard's follow-up to The DaVinci Code. Plus, stick around after the outro to hear Kyle and Sam share their (unfortunately negative) thoughts on Pokemon Detective Pikachu, a new release in theaters now based on a central tenant of both hosts' childhoods. 

(00:00 -- Angels & Demons 10 Anniversary Retrospective)

(55:10 -- Pokemon Detective Pikachu Review)

Intro/Outro Music: "A Jump Off" by John Powell from Jumper (2008)

The spoiler ban has been lifted, so Sam and Kyle do what everyone else on Earth has been doing and discuss the events of the new film Avengers: Endgame, one of the biggest movies of all time.

In the absence of any Trekkies our age in the vicinity, the boys are joined by Sam's mom Debbie to talk about 2009's Star Trek reboot and how it compares to the original William Shatner / Leonard Nemoy series. 

Intro/Outro Music: "A Jump Off" by John Powell from Jumper (2008)

Sam and Kyle are joined by special guest Monica Geraffo of FIT (an expert in all things X-Men, but especially X-Men costumes!) to discuss what many see as one of the biggest superhero missteps in history. We 'celebrate' the 10th Anniversary of Hugh Jackman's first solo outing as Wolverine in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine". Is it still a big mess, or can we come to appreciate it now that a decade has passed? Find out right now!

As Robert Downey, Jr. heads into the (perhaps final?) fight of his life as Tony Stark in Avengers: Endgame, the boys discuss a RDJ drama that didn't quite take off when it came out exactly 10 years ago, slayed at the box office by Beyonce-starrer "Obsessed". 

Hosts: Sam Barnett, Eli Leonard, Kyle Aaronson

Intro/Outro Music: "A Jump Off" by John Powell from Jumper (2008)

Our show is all about going back to relive our youth, so it's fitting that today we're discussing 17 Again, which very cunningly released on April 17, 2009. It's also fitting that we're joined by Kyle Aaronson of Sam's short-lived former podcast 'Cinemacism'. It's all about the glory days on this week's episode. 

(00:00) -- 10th Anniversary Retrospective: "17 Again" (First time watch by all of us)

(55:17) -- "Shazam!" Spoiler-free Review (pairs well with 17 Again)

Intro/Outro Music: "A Jump Off" by John Powell from Jumper (2008)

Sam and Eli reflect on a Seth Rogen movie that is even darker now than it was 10 years ago. Observe and Report came and went, the bipolar cousin of Paul Blart: Mall Cop. We discuss how it is as morally troubling as it is ahead-of-its-time in its depiction of toxic masculinity and mental illness.

(00:00) - 10th Anniversary Roundup: "Hannah Montana: The Movie" & "Dragonball Evolution"

(10:15) - Feature 10th Anniversary Review: "Observe and Report", directed by Jody Hill.

Intro/Outro Music: "A Jump Off" by John Powell from Jumper (2008)

Eli makes it into the British tabloids, Sam looks back fondly on the formative Adventureland (2009), and the boys have a high-octane discussion about the action and family dynamics of the Fast and Furious Family. 

(00:00 -- Eli leave his job but gets in The Daily Mail)

(15:00 -- Why the box office matters)

(19:00 -- Adventureland 10th Anniversary Thoughts)

(28:45 -- Fast & Furious 10th Anniversary Feature Review)

Intro/Outro Music: "A Jump Off" By John Powell from Jumper (2008)

Sam, Brandon and Eli take a deep dive into one of the less well-known Dreamworks Animation movies, "Monsters vs Aliens", which had an incredible cast... if you were a fan of TV in the mid-to-late 2000s, that is. Anyway, if you have fond memories of this film or forgot it even existed (both valid), come and hang out with us as we discuss flirting with Jell-O, disgusting photorealistic skin, and the co-director's upcoming film Pokemon: Detective Pikachu.