Guestpert Cara Maurizi of Zoo Improv drops in via plane crash to give asscats Andrew and Lindsey the rundown on how to be confident improv comedians, with awful to bad results involving Funyuns and Hitler. Aaaand scene. Feat. a round of Anybody Want a Peanut? 

Profesh musicians and besties Ian Shepherd and Anthony Gravino discuss the passion, bad gigs, and endless work it takes to survive as full-time musicians right before pulling on their glitter tuxedos to tour with Ke$ha. Feat. a round of a cute name with a long name that's, frankly, a little on the nose.

In Part II of our Miracle on Ice series, guestpert Angelina Davito returns to give us a clue on how she created and maintains an entire life separate from her own. Lindsey stands up for Apple Paltrow-Guy from Coldplay Martin and Andrew is basically giving birth all of the time. Feat. a round of People Baby-Zine.

Menstrual cycles, CONVERGE! This week, we slough around in the ute of former pregnant lady/current mother Angelina Davito and do our best to make the miracle of conception all about us. Feat. a trip into Lindsey’s genital foyer and a round of Fruiterus. 

This week, guestpert Brian Wilcoxon teaches us just how TOTALLY METAL OPERA IS. Floods and fire and castration, y’all. The 17th century was raw. We also talk a lot about Oprah, obviously, because puns. Feat. a round of O Solo What the Hell that is entirely too difficult because it turns out there’s like, a lot of operas. 

Guestpert John Hoeffleur tells us how to fly to Ireland for less than $400, what three unexpected items NOT to skimp on, what wonder drug to buy in bulk, and how to overthrow capitalism, Bain Capital, and the entire format of our show. Feat. a round of Semi-Extreme Couponing.

OMG, it's QMC! Andrew and Lindsey are starstruck by guestpert "Quizmaster" Chris Fairfield this week, who visits the studio with a backpack full of gifts to talk about his love for independent, creator-owned comics. Feat. a round of Out-Trivsing the Trivs Master.

Joe Taylor, owner of Sleepy Creek Vineyards, joins Andrew and Lindsey this week to conjure the spirit of Winey Mary, teach us how to open a winery in a dry Illinois township, and further his mission to get people to “just friggin’ drink” wine and quit being gross snobby weirdos about it. Feat. a round of The Wrath of Grapes and a full episode of Andrew mixing cold medicine with alcohol. 

Simpsons devotee Abbi Zito stops by to chat with Andrew and Lindsey about the physics of Marge's hair, the subtleties of El Barto, and the reasons this "animated sitcom" has been beloved for like, 50 years. Feat. A Visit to the Simpsonian.

*FULL OF SPOILERS, CLEARLY?* This week, Andrew and Lindsey air their Daenerys Targaryen obsessions in a very intellectual conversation about the second book in A Song of Ice and Fire series. Like 80% of the words they say are "Hodor." Happy New Hodor! Feat. a round of A Rash of Kings.