Lily Du admits that she used to hack her boyfriend's emails when she thought he was cheating. She explains how to use a keystroke logger and gets into how she used to be paranoid about relationships. We talk about trust and safety, Teresa's experience with cheaters, and about Lily's move cross country for her new job. Lily Du is a cast member at College Humor. Follow her at @lily_d.

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Noah Findling confesses that when him and his girlfriend moved into a new apartment together, they had an intense cockroach problem. We talk about how to deal with self doubt and insecurity, communicating crazy thoughts in relationships, and get into the cockroach infestation. Noah Findling is a standup comedian in Los Angeles, CA. Follow him at @noahbuilttheark.

Theme song by Cody Johnston

BG Music by Incompetech

Outtro Music by Shipwrecked Sailor

Alise Morales confesses that she still sleeps with her baby blanket and was a thumb sucker for too far into her adult life. We talk about security, dreams, and listen to a confession from a listener.

Alise Morales is a comedian and creator of Roast of Your 15 Year Old Self. She writes for Betches and voices Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Our Cartoon President. You can follow her at @pandalise.

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Part two of Limestone Comedy Festival confessionals. Teresa talks to comedians about going to sex parties, their love language, and stealing while drunk. Featuring Sam Evans (@reallysamevans), Molly Ruben-Long (@mollyrubenlong), Caitlin Peluffo (@caitlinpeluffo), and Hayden Kristal (@haydenkristal).

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Intro BG, Transitions by Kevin McLeod of Incompetech

Outro by Shipwrecked Sailor

Teresa holds confessionals at Limestone Comedy Festival in Bloomington, IN. Comedians at the festival confess to their deepest darkest secrets, such as being afraid of styrofoam, lying about hating dogs, and licking the salt off Ritz crackers at someone else's expense.

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Francis Cronin confesses that after finishing his time in the Irish Army, he owned a bar in Mexico. He tells a few adventurous stories from his time living there, including a run-in with a drug cartel lord.

Francis Cronin is an Irish born standup comedian, activist, and documentarian. He walked and slept in a tent for a year to raise awareness for homelessness. You can follow him at @glowpunk.

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Steph Tolev admits she tends to get road rage while driving, but that's just because she's a better driver than everyone she knows. She talks about how she lets out her frustrations on the road and they also discuss body image in Hollywood.

Steph Toleve is a comedian in Los Angeles, with a  Comedy Central Digital series coming out in July. She was a Comedy Central Up Next performer and you can follow her at @stephtolev.

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Anthony Atamanuik confesses that he used to be an incel as a teen. We talk about the effects of toxic masculinity on men, and how dangerous cancel culture can be for progress. We also answer some Would I Be The Asshole questions on Reddit.

Anthony Atamanuik is the creator of The President Show on Comedy Central, and is known for his Donald Trump satirical impressions. He's a comedian, writer, and will be performing Trump Vs Bernie 2020 at San Diego Comic Con. Follow him at @therealactualtony.

Daniel O'Brien confesses to faking his dad's death in kindergarten just to get out of trouble. He talks about how he dealt with conflict as a child and how it's affected his relationships as an adult. Daniel O'Brien is a comedian and currently writes for Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. He wrote the bestselling book How to Fight Presidents and was formerly a comedian at Cracked. You can follow him at @DOB_inc.

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Outro Music by: Shipwrecked Sailor

Theme song by: Cody Johnston

Marlena Rodriguez confesses that she nearly developed an eating disorder after starting new medication that caused her to lose weight rapidly.  Marlena Rodriguez is a comedian from Chicago by way of New York. She's written for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Silicon Valley, and has been seen on Comedy Central and HBO Latino. Follow her at @marlenagotalife.

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