The final week of February draws to a close (already?!) and there still hasn't been a better release this month than Jackass Forever, but I've watched a lot of great films this week that have been released over the last few years, let's hope March brings something better. Not just for films but also life in general, we could all use a little hope right now :,)

Did I plan on doing another rant so soon? I did not. Has enough happened in the last few days to anger me enough to do a sequel? Obviously it has. Am I realising maybe I'm the problem? NO ITS EVERYONE ELSE. With everything going on in the world I feel like we all need to vent so enjoy.

Very random I know, reviewing the sixth entry in the Mission Impossible franchise BUT it's incredible. And perhaps timely given the nuclear threat, but thats besides the point, I genuinely believe this may be the greatest film of all time??? Seriously check it out and see for yourself because every single second is perfect. Tom Cruise is a nutcase but a legend, the score is terrific and the stunts are just out of this world. Watch and enjoy the definitive action movie right here!

A film called Dog, is about...a dog. Channing Tatum stars in it as well as making his debut in the directors chair and its not bad to be fair, if you're a dog person then sure check it out but it's very strange at times and scenes last way longer than they should. Overall its a well made film with a decent amount of heart, however it's not something I'll ever see myself watching again so maybe just not for me, enjoy though.

Oh great, another horror reboot/legacy sequel disregarding every entry in a franchise except the very first film, heck I thought the Texas Chainsaw franchise had already had at least 3 movies like this before. But Netflix have released the latest one and to be fair...if you're after a gory massacre movie starring a chainsaw in Texas, then this ain't too bad. It's by no means good, but it does kill 75 minutes and a LOT of people so i had a surprising amount of fun. Available now on Netflix.

Over halfway through February and the seventh week into 2022 brings not a lot of great new films, a few decent tv shows worth checking out on Netflix and BBC iPlayer but ultimately its a bit of a dry patch for good movies and looks that way for another couple of weeks. Still, watch plenty and enjoy!

Potentially the worst film of the year. Another one to make me walk out of the cinema midway through. Utter garbage

Kenneth Branagh's second adaptation of a Poirot mystery is in cinemas now and it isn't exactly worth watching so either leave it till its on Disney+ or just enjoy my spoilery review on it to fill you in on everything. It's very predictable anyway so not like I'm really ruining anything unfortunately, just stick to Murder on the Orient Express.

Kenneth Branagh's second film of the year is the long delayed sequel to Murder on the Orient Express, this time Poirot returns for a....death on the nile! And its not too good! Its very very boring! Why is it so boring! Super slow, poor performances and some of the worst cgi and green screen I've ever seen in my life, my advice is check out the 2017 'Murder' predecessor and then just watch Branagh's other current release, Belfast.

Yeah this is a big ol' rant for me, which pains me given how much I'm a fan of the game franchise but this movie did nothing for me. Tom Holland doing his best Ryan Reynolds Impression doing an impression of a lame and basic adventurer that definitely is NOT Nathan Drake. Had potential and while it's not a disastrous movie, it just didn't work for me. So enjoy hearing me shout a lot