A film called Dog, is about...a dog. Channing Tatum stars in it as well as making his debut in the directors chair and its not bad to be fair, if you're a dog person then sure check it out but it's very strange at times and scenes last way longer than they should. Overall its a well made film with a decent amount of heart, however it's not something I'll ever see myself watching again so maybe just not for me, enjoy though.

Oh great, another horror reboot/legacy sequel disregarding every entry in a franchise except the very first film, heck I thought the Texas Chainsaw franchise had already had at least 3 movies like this before. But Netflix have released the latest one and to be fair...if you're after a gory massacre movie starring a chainsaw in Texas, then this ain't too bad. It's by no means good, but it does kill 75 minutes and a LOT of people so i had a surprising amount of fun. Available now on Netflix.

Over halfway through February and the seventh week into 2022 brings not a lot of great new films, a few decent tv shows worth checking out on Netflix and BBC iPlayer but ultimately its a bit of a dry patch for good movies and looks that way for another couple of weeks. Still, watch plenty and enjoy!

Potentially the worst film of the year. Another one to make me walk out of the cinema midway through. Utter garbage

Kenneth Branagh's second adaptation of a Poirot mystery is in cinemas now and it isn't exactly worth watching so either leave it till its on Disney+ or just enjoy my spoilery review on it to fill you in on everything. It's very predictable anyway so not like I'm really ruining anything unfortunately, just stick to Murder on the Orient Express.

Kenneth Branagh's second film of the year is the long delayed sequel to Murder on the Orient Express, this time Poirot returns for a....death on the nile! And its not too good! Its very very boring! Why is it so boring! Super slow, poor performances and some of the worst cgi and green screen I've ever seen in my life, my advice is check out the 2017 'Murder' predecessor and then just watch Branagh's other current release, Belfast.

Yeah this is a big ol' rant for me, which pains me given how much I'm a fan of the game franchise but this movie did nothing for me. Tom Holland doing his best Ryan Reynolds Impression doing an impression of a lame and basic adventurer that definitely is NOT Nathan Drake. Had potential and while it's not a disastrous movie, it just didn't work for me. So enjoy hearing me shout a lot

The latest video game adaptation hit cinemas this weekend and it.....sucks. I'm a huge fan of the games and this just didn't do anything for me, boring and bland, poor performances and a trashy script. At least the games are still fun, so go and play those and avoid this film :)

My roundup of the sixth week in 2022, lots of new stuff out this week too but unfortunately lots of rubbish stuff. Uncharted and Death on the Nile hit cinemas and both I can't recommend in the slightest, so stay at home, stick your feet up and watch Murder on the Orient Express or play the Uncharted games. Then check out some of the great recent TV shows on BBC and Netflix!

My spoiler filled thoughts on the latest (and possibly final?!) Jackass movie. This is an absolute riot and might be the funniest film I've ever seen. Most definitely worth watching and especially at the cinema if you get chance, the right environment will make this film even more enjoyable. Ridiculous fun but with some genuine heart and deepness rooted in here too, never thought I'd say that about Jackass but here we are!