You Can't Scare Me!

By You Can't Scare Me!

Listen closely... Do you hear that? OH MY GOD! It's Mario, Bob, Brandon and (sometimes) Rachel venturing through all 62 of the original Goosebumps books by "Jovial Bob" R.L. Stine! Join them for ma

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The podcast currently has 23 episodes available.

You Can't Scare Me! episodes:

October 31, 2025 The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight
It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, Bob uses examples for credit, Brandon becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and Mario’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!
(00:00) Introduction
(05:23) Mario's History Lesson
(22:21) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon
(52:42) Bob’s Chapter Summary
(1:16:02) Brandon’s Chapter Summary
(1:37:11) Mario’s Chapter Summary
(1:58:37) TV Episode Discussion
(2:16:52) Overall Review
(2:27:24) Goodreads Reads
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2h 34min
October 13, 2025 Deep Trouble
Water in the fire WHY?! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gets caught up in the crossfire, Bob steps on some fire coral, and Mario discovers Cthulhu!
(00:00) In the Laboratory of Dr. Weird
(00:35) Introduction
(03:26) Mario's History Lesson
(21:05) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon
(43:07) Bob’s Chapter Summary
(1:07:16) Brandon’s Chapter Summary
(1:28:40) Mario’s Chapter Summary
(1:45:23) Overall Review
(1:57:14) Goodreads Reads
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2h 8min
September 13, 2025 The Goosebumps 2023 TV Series - Eps 1 and 2
We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, Mario jams on an egg sandwich, Brandon says goodbye to Ganon, and Bob rots in hell!
(00:00) Introduction
(21:09) Episode 1: Say Cheese and Die!
(1:44:00) Episode 2: The Haunted Mask
(2:20:46) Overall Review
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2h 25min
August 09, 2025 Monster Blood II
Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, Mario gives expert testimony, Bob deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and Brandon rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!
(00:00) RIP George Lowe
(01:26) Introduction
(04:05) Mario's History Lesson
(19:16) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon
(46:21) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(1:15:11) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:44:18) Bob's Chapter Summary
(1:56:05) Overall Review
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2h 7min
June 16, 2025 Why I'm Afraid of Bees
R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, Bob finds a cursed audiobook, Mario discovers bugs at work, and Brandon spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!
(00:00) Introduction
(05:35) Mario's History Lesson
(22:24) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon
(46:54) Legal Problems ft. Josh Moniz
(52:39) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:24:14) Bob's Chapter Summary
(1:53:17) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(2:31:38) Overall Review
⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠
Video version of this podcast: https://youtu.be/TqV0JZwyH5Q
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2h 51min
December 31, 2024 One Day at HorrorLand
It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, Mario discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, Brandon learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into Bob's DMs!
(00:00) Introduction
(04:15) Mario's History Lesson
(29:57) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon
(57:26) Bob's Chapter Summary
(1:17:28) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(1:35:08) Mario's Chapter Summary
(2:01:42) TV Episode Discussion
(3:13:44) Overall Review
⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠
Video version of this podcast: https://youtu.be/z3JpPK1xfRA
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3h 25min
October 16, 2024 You Can't Scare Me!
bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, Brandon ponders how one throws a bee, Mario wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and Bob discovers what mud monsters are really made of!
(00:00) bröther may i have some spööks?
(03:24) Mario's History Lesson
(14:43) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon
(37:58) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(1:13:03) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:26:37) Bob's Chapter Summary
(1:46:39) TV Episode Discussion
(2:12:44) Overall Review
(2:19:15) Podcast Updates!
⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠
Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnR99ZpK04M
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2h 34min
July 09, 2024 The Werewolf of Fever Swamp
Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, Bob has a bad dream, Brandon writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and Mario gets a phone call!
(00:00) Dog Mess Express
(04:53) Introduction
(09:24) Mario's History Lesson
(29:23) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon
(58:30) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario
(1:22:29) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob
(1:50:02) Chapter Summary Discussion: Brandon
(2:28:13) TV Episode Discussion
(3:17:10) Overall Review
⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠
Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ETsFZmR6Ck
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3h 28min
April 15, 2024 Piano Lessons Can Be Murder
HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, Mario lets out an exasperated sigh, Bob can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and Brandon can't stop screaming!
(00:00) Introduction
(04:39) Mario's History Lesson
(20:08) Cover Discussion
(29:28) Bob's Chapter Summary
(54:31) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(1:33:04) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:49:04) TV Episode Discussion
(2:20:26) Overall Review
⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠
Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYT6yhNJULc
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2h 34min
December 25, 2023 Be Careful What You Wish For
Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario desperately wishes that Pokémon were real!
(00:00) Introduction
(05:00) Mario's History Lesson
(17:40) Cover Discussion
(34:26) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(1:10:27) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:30:03) Bob's Chapter Summary
(2:03:06) TV Episode Discussion
(2:23:49) Overall Review
⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠
Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3So_qdvbolY
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2h 40min

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