We take a classic "Best Friend Tag" approach to find out who the shittier friend between the two of us is.

Listen to find out if you share any of the bad habits we have...

Happy new year! We're excited to start 2020 with all of you. Thanks for listening. 

We're taking a look back on 2019. We may be biased, but we think we CRUSHED it this year....

Santa, the big feast, presents.... We cover it all in this one. 

This weeks episode outlines all the (easy) ways to piss us off....

We all have 'em. Most of you aren't dumb enough to share them with the world through a podcast... but hey, to each their own. Listen to find out if our guilty pleasures make you hate us less, or hate us more.

This week we answer a large assortment of "would you rather" questions. Yes, they're gross, yes they're random, and yes they're bizarre. But hey, so are we!

If we, the scum of the earth, the lowest of the low, pieces of shit humans, can overcome body shaming and become more body positive.... then so can you! You're beautiful and so is the life around you.

For all the sickos that want to know, this episode features our top 5 biggest fears. And no, running out of wine didn't make the cut (surprisingly)