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We're back with a little stocking stuffer for all you naughty boys and girls. It's our annual Christmas episode and we're making the yuletide gay as hell with Hallmark's alleged queer movie, The Christmas House, and Clea DuVall's Happiest Season! Are these worthy new yearly traditions? Has Hallmark made up for its past indiscretions with their new inclusivity? Did John read way too deep into Happiest Season and come out depressed and lonely thinking about past heartbreaks? Tune in to find out! We also talk about all the other yuletide goodness we've been watching, including yearly favorites and more new offerings.

Happy Halloween! For our special bonus episode this year, we decided to gush over our love of the 1985 ABC TV Movie, The Midnight Hour! Watch along with us, or just listen as we gush about this gorgeously made little movie, while going off on a number of horror and Halloween related tangents. And don't forget, Ghouls Just Want to Have Fun.

Happy Halloween, ghoulfriends! We've talked about the Halloween films as a whole in the past, but this time, we're giving the often maligned Jamie Lloyd/Cult of Thorn trilogy another watch! We dive into everything from that amazing Part 4 opening, to Pleasence's straight up INSANE Loomis performance in Part 5, to what the hell exactly IS going on during the finale of Part 6. And yes, we talk Tina. Lots and lots of Tina. You're welcome. We also chat about some of the sequels that almost were!

With everyone's favorite spooky season officially in full swing, we sat down for a Ray Bradbury double feature with two film adaptations that take a sobering and honest look at aging and mortality from the eyes of a child. Something Wicked This Way Comes and The Halloween Tree should be annual October watches for kids and adult alike, and we dive into everything from queer coded villains, to the representation of evil in human form (and what it says about religion - or lack thereof), to the importance of not patronizing the youth when it comes to the reality of death. Light your pumpkin spice candle, cuddle under a blanket, and enjoy the most wonderful time of the year!

Life and Covid might have gotten in the way of us releasing our annual Pride episode in June, but we're gay as hell all year round, so why limit our celebration to just one month! We dove into one of our favorite Nightmare on Elm Street sequels, Freddy's Revenge, as well as the brand new documentary exploring the homosexual themes and backlash of said film, Scream, Queen: My Nightmare on Elm Street. But before that, we catch up with how pandemic life is treating us, and talk about what we've been watching, including Urban Legend, Trilogy of Terror 2, Canada's Drag Race, Don't Go in the House, and the Rhode Island homegrown indie slasher, Death Drop Gorgeous.

Miss Rona made sure social events were canceled this year, which is all the more reason for us to make sure we make a return with our annual Prom episode! It's another VHS horror double feature as we dive into the fourth installments of both the Prom Night and Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchises. These are often regarded as the worst entries in each of their respective franchises, but we found a lot to enjoy in both of these sometimes misguided gems. But before that, we'll talk about how we're doing in lock-down, and what we've been watching to occupy our down time.

Happy New Queer! We celebrate the beginning of a new decade by watching Blumhouse's latest Into the Dark installment, Midnight Kiss. Is this the gay slasher we've been waiting for all decade? Also, we ramble off our favorite movies from the past ten years, as well as talk about all the precautions to take before meeting someone off of a trashy dating app.

The Christmas season isn't over until you hear our thoughts on the new Black Christmas, as well as 2012's Silent Night! Both remakes of classic slashers do their best to differentiate themselves from their predecessors, but are either successful at becoming yearly Yuletide traditions? Also discussed, everything we've been watching to get us into the holiday spirit.

Happy Halloween! We're back with a Halloween Double Feature from Hell! We discuss two recent Haunt gone wrong movies, Hell House LLC and Hell Fest, and conclude which one is best for your spooky viewing pleasure during the best holiday of the year. We also touch on the Hell House LLC sequels, as well as the other scary movies we've been binging during October. Happy Holidays, Ghoulfriends!

After quite the hiatus, we're back to talk about all things spooky as we get ready for Halloween! We dive into our favorite autumnal movies and TV shows and recommend what to watch to get you into the Halloween spirit. Also discussed, what we've been up to since the last recording, as well as a list of go-to teen movies all gay boys grew up loving.