You Didn't Ask For This

Why don't boats have figureheads anymore? Are there non-food-related knuckle tattoos that are better than food ones? These are the quandaries we cover on this week's episode plus: back-to-back Pop Quizes! 

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Femur or Tibia? No, we don't understand the question either but it came in on the thoughtline so we're answering it. Then: what is a Lego set that absolutely needs to exist but never will? Finally, we tackle another workplace question before Eric unleashes a Pop Quiz on Matt.

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Weeee'rrrreee baaackkk! We're on the second 100 episodes and we begin with:

1. What life stats should be displayed at death?
2. When we say when we're on the same page - what page are we actually on?

Then: a sudden-death tiebreaker to season four of Google Gripes!

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Ya boys were sick, so please enjoy a little trip down nostalgia lane...by which we mean the very best of Episodes 51-60. Don't worry, we'll be back with Episode 101 in two weeks.

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After four years, we've finally hit the big milestone: episode 100! For this very special occasion Matt and Eric record in person, interviewing each other with personal questions that the other doesn't know about. Then, Matt springs a new game on Eric, inspired by the British TV show "Taskmaster."

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In this episode: 

1. You are now superheroes. What is your superpower? What is your weakness and most importantly? What is your superhero name?
2. What is the nature of the minions' labor for Gru?

We tackle these two Thoughtline questions before moving on to the finale of Google Gripes Season Four...or do we?

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What's the proper etiquette for walking in on someone in the bathroom? We get to that mystery, but only after taking some pilot voice requests and...creating a church? Then: the final round of Google Gripes Season Four begins!

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In this episode, we are joined by the incomparable and beloved Alyssa Forsythe, better known to you all as frequent contributor dough_babe! Alyssa brings us the case for owning Neopets in 2024 and supervises as Matt and Eric as they make each other a Neopet. Then: what happens in Clown Court?

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In this episode: 

1. What is the order of operations at a buffet?
2. What is supporting character energy? What would be a "supporting character moment?" 

We tackle these timeless questions before concluding Round Two of this season of Google Gripes. 

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Now that we're halfway through 2024, it's time to check in on our 2024 YDAFT Bingo! We go over our cards as well as the top submissions from listeners before we tackle the lone question for the episode: what are the NEW Ten Commandments? Then: the triumphant return to season four of Google Gripes. 

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