You Don't Make Friends With Giant Squids

You Don't Make Friends With Giant Squids

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You Don't Make Friends With Giant Squids episodes

  • S02E12 Pride and Prejudice Part 01
    Yes, THAT one. Keira Knightly crushing all the waaaaay! We may have a slight obsession with this movie. Don’t you dare judge us! But, Jaxxon may have watched it EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. for 2 years! Smh… Slightly obsessive.  Come join us as we gush over this movie! We compare it to the ever-popular BBC mini-series and the source material, the OG Jane Austen novel! Listen to how we feel this movie got shit right, and in some cases,  did it better! We may even compare the Bennets to the Kardashians! ‍♀️Whaaaa? ‍♀️ Then for our Me Likey, You Likeys; Squid likeys more audio tech, and Jaxxon shouts out some greens!
    56 min
  • S02E11 Forest Gump Part 02
    Join us as we wrap up our review of the 1994 film Forrest Gump. We go off the rails pretty quick with nods to American Dad and our horrible Spanglish. We talk about how much Squid loved the soundtrack, Jenny’s journey, and that awkward threesome that no one talks about! #savejennysroommate! We give our final thoughts and how we can look back on this movie from our childhood as full GROWN ASS adults. Heads up, we also get a tad political and there may be an abundance of hashtags. Also, Jaxxon also plugs another one of her favorite podcasts, Scam Goddess! And Squid loves her new sweatshirt!
    43 min
  • S02E10 Forrest Gump
    Is life like a box of chocolates?! They tell you ON THE BACK OF THE BOX! Come listen to our new episode as we explore the classic from our childhood, Forrest Gump (1994) starring Tom Hanks and Robin Wright. We review the movie that created the modern impression of a southern accent and a passive character’s journey through American history. We discuss a couple unknown tidbits behind the scenes and deleted scenes, and how much better this movie would have been had it been about Jenny instead of Forrest! Hot take! Fire! We said what we said! Squid also wants everything to have cat ears in her Me Likey for this week and Jaxxon shouts out to a yoga instructor who is making a difference in the health and wellness industry and being sensational while she does it.
    35 min
  • S02E09 Twilight Part 02
    Come join us as we continue the discussion of our favorite movie: Twilight! We continue to break down the movie and let our thoughts and opinions fly! We also discuss a few insights from the books that may not have completely come across in the movie to the average viewer, as well as some behind-the-scenes tidbits! Annnnnnnd, we may have also discovered Bella’s possible foot fetish! No shame here girl! Squid is finally an adult as you can see from her Me Likey and Jaxxon plugs some of her favorite podcasts that have gotten her through the stressful COVID days!
    1 hr 27 min
  • S02E08 Twilight Part 01
    It has finally happened! We are soooo excited to announce that we sat down and FINALLY reviewed Twilight! We are both bonafide, certified Twihards and Twilight Saga experts; so come listen as we break down this beloved bad/good classic movie/book! Watch as we discuss our intense, codependent history with the series and how we love/hate/love everything about it! In this episode, we go step by step through the first movie and talk about how it differs from the books. Squid also compares it to the newly released book Midnight Sun (Twilight from Edward’s perspective), and we discuss how it feels to look back through adult eyes on our guilty obsession.
    1 hr 6 min
  • S02E07 Jersey Boys Part 02
    Listen to the conclusion of our review as we discuss our favorite scenes, the portrayal of women throughout the film (from Frankie’s wife to his daughter and the women they meet on the road), and more lovely life advice from Squid. Also… don’t be rude, hang your towels up, and don’t pee in the sink like Squid.
    40 min
  • S02E06 Jersey Boys Part 01

    Season 2, Episode 6: Jersey Boys (2014) Movie Review Part 1 of 2

    Big Girls Don’t Cry! Except for us. We cry a lot! In this episode, we discuss the movie Jersey Boys! We get into our favorite songs, Joe Pesci, why we will always love Christopher Walken, and what the hell is gabagool? In this movie, we follow Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. This movie is based on the musical, which was based on real-life events as they go from Jersey rags to riches and then back to rags again. Instead of a crash and burn, their careers end in a slow fizzle. Watch us as we also compare it to some of our other favorite musical biopics! You won’t be able to get these songs out of your head either after seeing this film. It ends in a techy Me Likey, you Likey from Squid, and another vegan sweet treat from Jaxxon! You won’t want to miss it! Sheerrrrrrry! Sherry Baby, Sheeeerrrrrry!

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    42 min

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A weekly podcast hosted by Squid and Jackson. We’ll be discussing current events, my upcoming art projects, film and television series, and whatever else we feel like talking about that day.