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It's time for the drama. Our favorite Halliwell sisters are getting up to trouble as Piper enters a steamy love triangle with their whitelighter, Leo, and the hot neighbor guy, Dan. The drama is abound in this romance novel. Don't forget a new annoying co-worker/love interest for Prue, as if new powers weren't annoying enough. Oh, and demons. Lots and lots of demons. But that's just another day when you're Charmed.

Today's modern recommendation is Five Nights at Freddy's: Secret of the Mimic.

Featuring Ace VO as Chloe Holloway.

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"Twisting " Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Gather round, my spooky friends. It's time to tell a tale of nostalgia. Of witches and whitelighters and arbitrary morality. The Wiccan ways of the Charmed Ones are about to be revealed as we dive into the original icon of modern witchcraft, Charmed.

Today's modern recommendation is a retraction. Fuck Doctor Odyssey.

Featuring Ace VO as Chloe Holloway.

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Music:

"Professor and the Plant" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Get a glass of haterade ready, it's time to go into Hex season 2. There is literally nothing more to say about this steaming hot pile of absolute shit.

Today's modern recommendation is Date Everything.

Featuring Lough Oliver as Louise and Crystalline ASMR Roleplay as Beatrix.

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Music:

"SCP-x6x (Hopes)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Thinking Music" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Dark romance girlies, gather 'round. Today we have a take of Gothic proportions. Fallen angels, haunted colleges, and some weird colonization shit because of course there is. From Klaus Michaelson being a concerning fuckboy to Magneto's angel of the lord schtick, there's a lot to worry about in today's show. Let's jump on in to

Today's modern recommendation is Nosferatu (2024).

Featuring Lough Oliver as Louise and NekoDaNoobie as Addie.

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"SCP-x6x (Hopes)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Thinking Music" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Oooooooh boy, we're back in the Spellman house after Aunt Hilda got married and moved away and Aunt Zelda... turned into an 8 y/o? Either way, we've got adult Sabrina the Teenage Witch working her way through the music industry. Ashanti, Avril Lavigne, and some insanely racist fictional artists for some reason. We got it all this season as Sabrina races her way down the aisle to marry the love of her life. I guess.

Today's modern recommendation is Welcome to Night Vale.

Featuring thebatboybatboy as Oscar the witch.

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Music:

"Limit 70" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"SCP-x6x (Hopes)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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The only good thing about this season is being graced by the vampiric charisma of Sisqó, aka the artist behind the thong song. Not even Punky Brewster could save this one. We got exactly one Buffy the Vampire Slayer parody to open this season of Sabrina the Teenage Witch and it's all downhill from there. I don't know, man.

Today's modern recommendation is North of North.

Featuring Alex Baxter Scott as Merlin the cat.

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Music:

"Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Limit 70" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Let's go college years! Sabrina got into her dream school and is now fighting the fight of fitting in all over again. We've got the Clueless bimbo RA, the conspiracy theorist in the attic, and Punky Brewster. She's just there. And the best part of this whole season tbh.

Today's modern recommendation is Leverage: Redemption.

Featuring Alex Baxter Scott as Merlin the cat

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Music:

"Vibing Over Venus" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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It's senior year for Sabrina and the gang. Join us as she takes on her first mentorship, meets a witch hunter, and has her third emotional affair of the series. It's a wild time at Westbridge High.

Today's modern recommendation is Matlock (2024).

Featuring Alex Baxter Scott as Merlin the cat.

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Music:

"Montauk Point" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Vibing Over Venus" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Happy May Day! We interrupt your regularly scheduled Sabrina for a B-movie. Unfortunately, Sabrina Down Under is no longer available on streaming or less savory means of watching, so we decided to check out something totally different. Join us for chills, thrills, and kills at the hand of... a nerdy blonde chick with sugar daddy Satan. We were 90% sure this was a porno until we got to the end, honestly. Monsters in lace, dommy mommies, and nipples from the 90's as far as the eye can see! It's time for Witch Academy.

Today's modern recommendation is The Pitt.

Featuring the voice of thebatboybatboy as this evening's newscaster.

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Music:

"Leopard Print Elevator" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Montauk Point" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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As the rite of passage most teens go through, it's time for Sabrina to get her license. Her witches license. Join us as her many exciting cousins from the literal black sheep of the family to Sheryl Lee Ralph give her clues to solve the family secret. Because I guess pictographs is how licensing works. There's also evil twins.

Today's modern recommendation is Beyond the Gates.

Featuring Alex Baxter Scott as Merlin the cat and Lough Oliver as Hermes/Mercury.

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Music:

"Rocket Power" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Leopard Print Elevator" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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