I wish we had a punch line here, but it's just bad. Prepare yourself for post-9/11 alien invasions, human rights violations so numerous we forgot to count, and the uncomfortable undertones anyone who's seen a Brennon Braga show know are coming. Unfortunately, this might make Spy Kids and The Next Generation hard to watch.

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It's a sad day. Not because we have to keep watching bad shows, but because we must mourn the failure of a good one. In this weeks episode, we discuss Mercy Point, a short lived sci-fi medical drama that actually knew what it was doing. It could have been the missing link between ER and Star Trek, but instead is was a footnote in UPN's catalog. We get into everything from Joe Morton's blessing to sci-fi, Mr. Data's long lost daughter, and what exactly make a sci-fi medical drama tick.

Today's modern recommendation is Lisa Frankenstein (2024).

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"Envision" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Deep breaths. It's almost done. But we have words for the Cleopatra 2525 team. First of all, how dare you. Second of all, you've posthumously ruined Xena. Third of all, I'm glad this show got cancelled and ended up in the cliffhanger that will never be resolved.

Today's modern recommendation is touching grass.

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Listeners please beware, you'll end up pulling out your hair on this one. This show is the single most frustrating show to appear on this podcast. We can't even keep up the pretense of professionalism. Someone decided it was a good idea to throw Xena in a scifi blender and see what came out. Unfortunately, they forgot some important parts. Like good writing.

Today's modern recommendation is Scott Pilgrim Takes Off.

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The cuntery continues in the last episode of Alice (2009). Alice is faced by the truth about Jack and that far out babe, Dutchess, Hatter and the March Hare having something going on, and the daddy issues are getting out of control. Also the O'Brien curse is holding on strong. Poor guy.

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From the mind that brought us the iconic Alice in Wonderland (1999), we have Alice (2009), a SyFy original miniseries that stands out among their childhood classic adaptations as something truly brilliant. Let's get into all the campy goodness between Alice kicking ass, Mad Hatter serving bisexual nonbinary cunt, and our seasonal Tim Curry appearance.

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"Chillin Hard" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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We've finally reached the end of Black Hole High. The lore is dropping and it's only a matter of time before we can watch Echos! Join us in Tumblr speculation, the emotional experience of single parent childhoods on TV, and a mounting excitement for Strange Days at Blake Holsey: Echoes.

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And a very happy birthday to our dear Rat! Everyone's favorite gremlin is celebrating this year with a viewing of Star Trek (2009) and we discover the strength of Pavlov's effect. Multiverses, multiple Spock's, and the most soothing space sounds known to man.

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"Outfoxing the Fox" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Things are heating up at Blake Holsey High. We're in the throws of betrayal, romance, and intertemporal drama. Let's get into all the gritty details as Josie jumps to conclusions to the detriment of reality and the Pearson's try to achieve greatness.

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"Dreams Become Real" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Back with the nerds of Black Hole High, we finally get a peek at the lore behind the curtain. The Blake Holsey science club is starting to get answers, but it's only giving them more questions. Like why do Josie and Vaughn's DNA spiral the opposite directions? How does the janitor exist and perceive every known reality? And most of all, why is Josie's clone cosplaying the goth Michelin Man?

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"Blobby Samba" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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