You Hate Movies

More than four decades and nine feature films—we are ranking the entire Alien franchise from worst to best.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Lexi Listek, and Patrick Porter

It's been forty-four years since the original Alien film, and we're still watching these things even though they haven't been good since the '80s. Does Alien: Romulus bring back the magic of the original film, or is it another dud?

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Lexi Listek, and Patrick Porter

14 years after the first big-screen Wolverine and Deadpool crossover, we’re here again. Is the record-breaking blockbuster everything audiences hoped it would be? Or has this long-anticipated redemption been foiled by the declining MCU?

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Peter Hornberger

Join us as Josh recaps the Planet of the Apes reboot trilogy, and then reviews the neverending franchise's latest installment.

Featuring: Josh Porter

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from May 2024. Do critics love Furiosa? Is Hugh Jackman a coward? What the heck is a review embargo? Our expert opinions, analysis, and arguments await you.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Gavin Bennett, Josh Porter, and Patrick Porter

Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Play along and let us know which movies you think will be the top 10 of the summer.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Our panel of expert cinephiles (and readers) have all read and seen Dune 2 and are fully prepared to offer praise, to nitpick, and to argue about whether or not Timothy Chalamet ruined the movie.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Gavin Bennett, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter

Glamorous! Who are you wearing? It's award season at You Hate Movies, and we have thoughts about the Oscars.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Your resident expert cinephiles have finally compiled the definitive list of the top 10 movies of 2023.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Join our expert cinephile panel as we rank the top five greatest cinematic depictions of Santa in movie and Christmas history!

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Hornberger, and Tyler Hanns