You Hate Movies

Glamorous! Who are you wearing? It's award season at You Hate Movies, and we have thoughts about the Oscars.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Your resident expert cinephiles have finally compiled the definitive list of the top 10 movies of 2023.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Join our expert cinephile panel as we rank the top five greatest cinematic depictions of Santa in movie and Christmas history!

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Hornberger, and Tyler Hanns

Cowabunga! Three longtime Ninja Turtle fans and one complete newcomer to the IP have gone through Mutant Mayhem and back and returned to argue about it. 

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Matt Hughes

Well, all of us saw Oppenheimer, but only one of us saw Barbie. But that won't stop us from arguing about both!

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spanning four decades, nine movies, and two franchises, Rocky Balboa and Adonis Creed come head to head as we rank every Rocky and Creed movie from worst to best.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter

What better way to end the year than with our top ten favorite movies of 2022?

Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns

Happy Halloween! It's time to complete David Gordon Green's Halloween quasi-reboot trilogy.

Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns

There’s still time to immerse yourself in Halloween through the power of movies. We’ll tell you how! Our panel of cinephiles has assembled their own respective Halloween movie recommendation lists.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Patrick Porter

Earlier this year Hulu managed to shock the world with the unimaginable: A very good sequel to a franchise genre film with Prey. Can they do it again with Hellraiser, one of the most unique and beloved horror films of all time? No.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Patrick Porter