You Hate Movies

Just when you thought DC and Warner Brothers couldn’t make a bigger mess, they arrive with Shazam!… and totally redeem themselves! Or has the bar just been set oh so low?

Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, and a minor gag is spoiled for Deadpool 2

There’s a Marvel movie fronted by a female superhero, and people are either pretty excited or pretty upset. Behold, four more dudes and one more girl arguing about Captain Marvel.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Nikiforov, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: The Secret World of Alex Mack, Watchmen, Guardians of the Galaxy, Black Panther, Wonder Woman, Avengers: Infinity War

Nearly two decades after it began, M. Night Shamylan finally completes the Unbreakable trilogy with the final installment: Glass. But is the end result "classic Shamylan" in the good sense or the bad sense?

Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: The Village, Brigsby Bear, The Happening, After Earth

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from February, 2019. Who is showing up for the Jumanji sequel, and who cares? Why does James Cameron love water so much? How does Abi feel about the blue Will Smith genie? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Avengers: Infinity War

We're playing Save or Kill once again, this time with highly anticipated 2019 movies. Faced with two 2019 options, which would you save if it meant killing the other? The stakes are high! Who will survive? 

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

As faithful purveyors of our own opinions, You Hate Movies returns with our annual Top 10 lists. From indie joints to summer blockbusters, critically acclaimed and critically reviled, things we loved and things we may have loved or hated (we’re not sure). Here are our top 10 movies of 2018.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Ivory Mobley, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: We’ve done our best to avoid spoilers, but minor or abstract spoilers may follow the movies mentioned. There are, however, certain spoilers for Sorry to Bother You, Game Night, Tully, First Reformed, and Hereditary.

Where does Creed II fits into the pantheon of Rocky greatness, and is Rocky IV is all it’s cracked up to be, or little more than an awesome training montage?

Featuring: Josh Porter, Ivory Mobley, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: The Rocky Franchise.

When you’ve seen Home Alone a few dozen times, you start to notice things. Join us as our panel of expert cinephiles make plain the hidden supernatural reality that kept Kevin Mcallister trapped in his house: The Front Door Santa.

Spoilers: Home alone, Labyrinth, Home alone 2, Krampus, Christmas with the Kranks

Featuring: Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Halloween is back (again, but probably not for the last time). Join a few slasher film fans and a few newcomers as we compare and contrast the original classic with the latest revival.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: The Halloween franchise, Friday the 13th and the 2009 reboot, and the Seinfeld episode The Junk Mail

See (nearly) unlimited movies for only ten bucks a month! It was an offer that seemed too good to be true, and in the long run, it was. More than a year later, what have we learned from the MoviePass debacle, and how can we love again?

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King