You Hate Movies

Never one to overlook an opportunity to argue about movies, a panel of expert You Hate Movies hosts is here to present their top ten favorite films of the decade. Our choices will thrill and disgust you, or make you ask, wait, what movie? Here are our top ten movies of the decade.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

As faithful purveyors of our own opinions, You Hate Movies returns with our annual Top 10 lists. From indie joints to summer blockbusters, critically acclaimed and critically reviled, things we loved and things we may have loved or hated (we’re not sure). Here are our top 10 movies of 2019.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

It just seems like there aren’t enough opinions about Star Wars out there these days, so You Hate Movies has arrived to rank each feature film from worst to best, settling the debate once and for all.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Michael Dumont, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: X-Men Apocalypse, and the Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons.

The world’s most beloved sci-fi franchise is owned and operated by an evil corporation, and its troubled sequel trilogy finally comes to a decisive finale in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. But does anyone have balanced film criticism to offer a Star Wars movie anymore, or is it all a shouting match between nerds and their detractors? The definitive review lies ahead!

Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Terminator Genisys, The Last Jedi, and The Force Awakens

In this episode, join us in the You Hate Movies Thunderdome, as we pit beloved movie characters, one-by-one, in a brutal, all-out battle to the death. Today’s Thunderdome: Christmas movie characters.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Audition, The Counselor, Hereditary, Fight Club

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from December, 2019. Which soulless cooperation is responsible for the quasi E.T. sequel? Will James Cameron survive to see Avatar 5? How big must an iPad be for Martin Scorsese viewing? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

We went to see a movie we knew almost nothing about, maybe the weirdest movie of the year, and we’re having a hard time finding anything wrong with it.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

After a celebrated return to the pop culture spotlight, Pennywise the dancing clown is back to conclude his latest cinematic adaptation, or maybe deflate it like a balloon.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns 

Spoilers: It (the novel, movie, and TV miniseries), Wreck It Ralph, and Watchmen

Against all conceivable odds, Warner Brothers and DC have somehow done the unthinkable and delivered a true cinematic experience: Joker.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Joy

Every year we bet big on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode we talk about more bad guesses, the worst kids’ movie of the summer, and Tyler singing autographs in South Korea.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: The Fate of the Furious