The world’s most beloved sci-fi franchise is owned and operated by an evil corporation, and its troubled sequel trilogy finally comes to a decisive finale in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. But does anyone have balanced film criticism to offer a Star Wars movie anymore, or is it all a shouting match between nerds and their detractors? The definitive review lies ahead!

Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Terminator Genisys, The Last Jedi, and The Force Awakens