You Hooker

You Hooker

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You Hooker episodes

  • Ep 7 - Flat Bottom Doc's

    BALENCIAGA!!! The year is 1692 and you’re strutting to the stake because you’re that witch, bitch. In this episode we’re talking about style, fashion, and glitties on my titties. Pack it up Elizabeth Proctor, it’s all about what you’re wearing because you don’t want to burn ugly.

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    1 hr
  • Ep 6 - Hetero Eyebrows

    DING DONG!!! Welcome back to the YOU HOOKER podcast! In this week’s episode we’re talking about showering, skincare, and sucking dick in a sauna (if you wauna). This week’s topic is self-care, so strike a pose and wax your asshole… hooker.

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    57 min
  • Ep 5 - Local Gay Business

    On this episode of YOU HOOKER!!! Gays are notorious for being bad drivers… but we aren’t gay so it doesn’t matter. Ride the dick like a stolen car, because today we’re talking about driving. Hide your kids, hide your wives, because the hookers are hitting the road.

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep 4 - Bongs and Gaga Songs

    This week on YOU HOOKER!!! Listen along as we have a heart-to-heart about iconic females that empower our conjoined pussy to talk English, Spanish, and French. It’s all about bongs, and Gaga songs with this week’s topic... MUSIC!!!

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    54 min
  • Ep 3 - Woman Penguin, Woman Things

    This week on YOU HOOKER!!! The hoes talk about their love for GAYming, and how GAYmes have shaped them into the GAYmers they are toGAY (As you can tell, very GAY loves GAYmes). Crush that candy and fuck that bitch because today we’re talking about videoGAYmes.

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Ep 2 - Workin’ my Gherkin

    This week on YOU HOOKER!!! Jack talks about how good he is with money, while Ian talks about his love for sweet gherkin pickles. Deep dive like Scrooge McDuck into this week’s topic, Money & Shopping, because you know we LOVE that green.

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    59 min
  • Ep 1 - Greet the Meat

    Welcome to the gay world of the YOU HOOKER PODCAST!!! In this first episode, it’s all about getting to know the gals. Find out who we are, what we’re about, and why the hell we look so good.

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    30 min

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Have you ever gossiped with the shady gays? Or wondered what it’s like to take it up the butt? Put your worries aside and indulge in the subtle hints of raunch, a pinch of glamour, and a hefty heapin’…