Time to live our lives a quarter of a mile at a time and review Fast 9: The Fast Saga with LB taking the wheel and Fernanda and Paul hanging onto the roof for dear life. Please be mindful of any metal laying around too, just in case.

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We’re closing out Beach Month with the 2001 documentary Dogtown and Z-Boys. The film takes an in-depth look at the legendary Zephyr skateboard team in the 70s and the revolution they would go on to create for the entire world to join in on, featuring interviews with legendary skaters, surfers and more. 

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With LB chillin poolside on the ISS, our ground crew lead by Danielle and Fernanda is joined by me, Paul, to discuss the 1989 I-can’t-believe-this-got-greenlit comedy Weekend At Bernie’s. Directed by Ted Kotcheff and starring Andrew McCarthy, Jonathan Silverman, and Terry Kiser- the movie follows two pathetic insurance salesman with their lifeless corpse of a boss spending a weekend at a beach house. Yep. It certainly was the 80’s.

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This week, Danielle, LB, and Fernanda paddle out to tackle Blue Crush, the 2002 sports film directed by John Stockwell. The movie stars Kate Bosworth, Michelle “Queen Shit” Rodriguez, Sanoe Lake, and Mika Boorem and tells the tale of three friends in Hawaii learning how to ride the biggest waves on the North Shore and figure out how this movie ended up so heteronormative. Ok, not really that last part so much, but I mean, c’mon.

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This week, with LB visiting the International Space Station, our very own Latin sensation Paul steps in with a soccer ball and some extra SPF to talk about the beach-themed music video for the 1987 hit single “Cuando Calienta el Sol” by that other Latin sensation Luis Miguel. Tune in to hear us talk about beaches, butts, birds and more.

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We’re joined by Spawn On Me’s Kahlief Adams to close out Snipes Month with the 1991 American crime action classic New Jack City directed by Mario Van Peebles in his directorial debut. The film stars none other than our guy Wesley Snipes alongside Ice-T, Allen Payne, Chris Rock, Mario Van Peebles, Judd Nelson, and Bill Cobbs.

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This week we’re taking a look at the 1992 American sports comedy drama film White Men Can’t Jump starring none other than Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson. Directed by Ron Shelton, this all-over-the-place 90’s classic is all about streetball hustling and Jeopardy somehow.

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This week, we’re continuing Snipes Month with Demolition Man: the sci-fi action movie starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, and Sandra Bullock about- and stop me if you’ve heard this one before- a time traveling force of destruction sent to save the day. I mean… it’s got Taco Bell?

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We’re kicking off Snipes Month with the first Marvel movie to really kick off the latest cinematic superhero wave: Blade. This 1998 Rated R classic (and one of Paul’s all-time favorites <3) sees our guy Wesley Snipes facing off against Stephen Dorff in a modern day take on an underground war against vampires.

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For the Swayze Month finale, we're talking all things To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar, the 1995 American road trip comedy starring none other than Patrick Swayze, Wesley Snipes, and John Leguizamo as three New York City drag queens who try and take a road trip to Hollywood, only to find themselves stuck in the middle of nowhere America.

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