You Not Funny

This week on You Not Funny, we’re joined byTouchline—rapper, storyteller, and all-round cultural voice. From music to sports to food, nothing is off the table as he brings his grounded perspective to the conversation. Known for weaving everyday experiences into lyrical gems,Touchline shows us how humor and hustle collide in unexpected ways.

Carpo and Lolo debate whether Tyla has officially dethronedTrevor Noah as South Africa’s most famous export? Then, in true You Not Funny fashion, they stage a fake kidnapping of themselves to test if the public will step in… spoiler: nobody does 😂

Enter Jason Goliath — the comedy giant himself. He roastsCarpo and Lolo, shares his true feelings about Vin Diesel, and brings his trademark mix of big laughs and sharp wit. Between the jokes, Jason drops a few thoughtful gems, but it’s his unstoppable energy and classic Goliath comedy that make this episode a true heavyweight.

From slay queens to staplers, Episode 14 has the spoofiestof spoof news yet…. Lolo wonders if Carpo can outdrink him and we find out whether Bouwer’s still got the moves 🕺🏾

The episode wraps proving that magic really is real 🪄🔮

Lolo’s ready to pack his bags after all the roasting, waiting at the bus stop to head back to Secunda—but Carpo’s not letting him escape that easily! The chaos continues in Secunda with a Boss vs Bad Assistant skit which got a lot of side eyes 👀

We then sat down with TolAssMo who came in animated, full of energy, and completely unfiltered. Pure South African flavour 🔥

According to myself… this one’s a classic! Join us at theSpur in Secunda where Lolo & Carpo hustle for signatures in their Ubers vs Taxis poll. Then watch as security guard Brian takes over spoof news ‘according to himself’.

And just when the guys think they’re in control, Joey Rasdien pulls up. They expected jokes, but Joey came with brains and bars — mixing sharp humour with wisdom that left Carpo & Lolo scratching their heads.

This one’s got politics, petitions and punchlines 🥊🧨

📌📢 A special shoutout to Oregon Spur Secunda for sponsoring the teams lunch 🙌🏾🥩🍗

This week on You Not Funny, we dive into the absurd with a spoof news report about a billionaire’s scandalous will and a cheeky debate on DNA tests after birth. The streets come alive in our Generations Acting Gag, where Lolo takes the director’s chair and Carpo channels his inner soapie star—random passersby become part of the drama when “Action!” is shouted.

We’re joined by the powerhouse of comedy and acting, Celeste Ntuli, who brings her sharp wit and fearless energy to the set. Things get unexpectedly tense when Carpo challenges her in the interview, sparking a heated exchange that leaves Lolo caught in the middle. Let’s just say this episode proves that not everything is as it seems…

You Not Funny returns with a knockout of an episode! Carpoand Lolo step into the ring in full wrestling gear, but instead of throwing punches, they throw down… on lunch.

In spoof news, Lolo sits down with a self-proclaimed Slay Queen to uncover the hilarious “requirements” of the lifestyle, leading into Carpo and Lolo’s unforgettable musical tribute, “Slay Queen.”

Our guest this week is the ever-bubbly, fast-talking Nina Hastie, who brings her trademark energy and wit to the interview.

And to close things out,the electrifying Platform 2 Pantsula dancers light up the show with rhythm, precision, and pure South African flair.

This episode is packed with laughs, music, and dance — a true rumble of comedy and culture!

This wasn’t an episode, it was a hangout! Priddy Ugly slidesright into the chaos like he’s one of the guys.  Join us as we unpack his journey, his music and the legacy he’s building 💥🎶🎙️

If you're Priddy Ugly's dad - please look away now 😂 New episode dropping 29 Jan at 16h20 💥

This episode swings from cringe to epic! Carpo shares a story so awkward it might break the internet but then DJ Fresh pulls up and flips the script! The Big Dawg proves he’s not just a legend behind the decks — he’s razor-sharp, hilarious, and dropping wisdom that even had Carpo and Lolo scrambling to keep up. From smart jokes that flew over Carpo’s head to gems only an industry veteran could deliver, this is Fresh like you’ve never seen him before.