You Only Have to Listen to Us for 300 Seconds

Hooray! Another Liam-centric episode! For the entire five minutes, we finally keep with one topic as we attempt to understand why Liam hates Zooey Deschanel so much.

At 300 Seconds, we like to pride ourselves on our ability to focus on delivering the greatest five minutes of content you will ever hear. Liam, however, has decided that it is much more important to play The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. Matt and Will berate him for this and spend the entire […]

We thought that the only way we could possibly end this epic story is by turning on the Mike and not saying anything. We told Mike to just run with his inner-most thoughts and don’t hold anything back. So we present to you 5 uninterrupted minutes of Mike’s brain-barf in […]

In the second part of our epic three part trilogy, Mike contemplates the big questions, like why he agreed to be on this silly podcast in the first place. Then Mike sends his future-self a message and runs out of ideas so he tells some pretty horrifying jokes.

Joining us for the first time ever, the extremely tired, and You Only Have to Listen to Us for 300 Seconds super-fan, Mike learns what it is like to listen to this podcast from behind the mics. Matt and Will then discuss with him just what it takes to become a full-fledged […]

Today, we discuss The Jersey Shore in Japan which leads to coming up with a new horrible thing to call Italians. Then Matt finally gets to have the movie discussion he has wanted to have for a dozen or so episodes.

Miguel regales us with his trials and tribulations in a seemingly never ending quest to find himself a desk, then Liam makes another Reddit reference.

We discuss the horrific things that Katie says to Liam via text after a simple question was posed. Later, Miguel finds out he is the most popular one on the show…it doesn’t go to his head at all.