Once again, Fester's cannon has wrecked the plumbing. The Henson Insurance Agency is outraged by yet another in a series of payouts on the Addams policy. However, a clause in the small print enables them to finally cancel it. Fester's allowance is subsequently suspended, so he decides to get a job. He scares the insurance man at Henson Insurance into giving him a salesman job. Fester becomes depressed when he cannot sell a policy to anyone. Gomez tries to teach Fester how to make a sale and winds up buying a policy from him. That has the head of the company storming his way to the Addams house to wheedle out of it. It turns out Gomez has a controlling interest in the company.

Fivel and JohnPaul also chat deeply about the issue of insurance, TV tropes, Mario Bros., Movie Magic, Batman 66, Snick, Nick at Nite, Stephen King movies, and much more!

Thing has been acting temperamental lately and gets insulted by the slightest little comment. He pouts and then disappears. The family believes he's been "thing-napped." Gomez pretends he's a detective and quickly interviews the family, but gets nowhere. The family receives a ransom note for Thing and they hire detective Sam Diamond (Tommy Farrell) to follow the instructions. After making contact with Thing, the frightened detective comes back and returns his fee. Thing returns and lets the family know that he was feeling neglected and wanted to see if the family cared enough about him to pay the ransom. Charles Wagenheim appears as Mr. Boswell.

JohnPaul and Fivel also chat about Wormeaters, Jason X, Billy Madison, the Three Stooges, Sherlock Holmes, mob names, the original Constanza photo, & more!

An accident with his new set of old Indian clubs gives Gomez amnesia and a complete shift in personality. It, unfortunately, coincides with the new million dollar double indemnity insurance policy he's just drawn up to benefit Morticia. This causes Gomez, aghast at his macabre home and family, to think his life's in jeopardy. A second blow on the head might return him to normal. Unfortunately for Gomez there are plenty of clubs with just as many loving family members skulking about, hoping to restore his sanity.

Fivel Fox & JohnPaul also chat about getting older and not caring anymore, MAC & ME, mental health, TV tropes, line dancing, the Fresh Prince, and so much more. Come join the chaos!

Fivel asks JohnPaul and guest cohost Jason 5 Addams related lightning round questions. Along the way we also talk about Money Plane, Croupier, Clive Owen, if Freddy Krueger is Santa, Little Shop of Horrors and more.

While Gomez and Morticia were away bat hunting, Grandmama resumed her old bad habit of fortune telling. She is discovered by undercover police officer Lt. Poston (James Flavin) which snags her an arrest on a municipal code violation. In her hour of need, the family rallies to her side as none other than Gomez "Loophole" Addams - who's never lost a case (nor won one either) - dusts off his law degree to defend her in court. Soon the whole family is being held in contempt of court by Judge Harvey Saunders (Hal Smith). Grandmama is saved from jail by one of her clients who she predicted would get in trouble with the police for that woman happens to be Judge Saunders' wife (Lela Bliss).

Fivel and JohnPaul are joined by reoccurring guest host Jason, and we talk about Mayberry, Bird Law, The Jason Universe, Rerun conundrums, Disney Vault, Collecting, Batman 66, and of course so much more!

Parks Commissioner Fiske (Alan Reed) visits the Addams house seeking contributions for expansion of the city zoo. Gomez believes visiting Cousin Itt (Felix Silla) - all hairy and gibbering four feet tall of him - would be perfect as the zoo's new curator. Gomez has the two meet, but Commissioner Fiske misunderstands the intent and mistakes Itt for a new exotic animal attraction. Fiske hauls away Itt in chains when the others aren't looking. Itt manages to escape from the zoo. He tells the family he liked being in the cage, but just came back to get some hair brushes.

JohnPaul and Fivel also chat about Cousin Itt popularity, Wednesday the series, typecasting problems, being assertive, writing a book, Meatballs 2, why Warwick Davis was important and more!

The family tries to raise one-billion dollars using Gomez's supercomputer to calculate betting on horses for a vacation to the moon.

Fivel & JohnPaul also talk about present-ness and intentionality, death, funeral practices, the space race, Futurama, Horse racing rules, the silliness of My Horse Prince and Fivel drops some of her lore, and of course so much more.

Fivel Fox and JohnPaul talk about their dream guest stars for the Addams Family show and why. Along the way, we talk about "that guy" syndrome, Nolte or Busey, hear JohnPaul's Andy Taylor impression, and decide peak Tom Selleck.

Lately, Uncle Fester's been a bit rundown, literally unable to maintain his wattage. Fester may potentially spoil an upcoming family outing. To handle the situation, the Addams call up the reliable family witch doctor Dr. Mbogo by making contact with a hunter (Loyal "Doc" Lucas) who lives near the native village that Dr. Mbogo is in. When Dr. Mbogo is too busy to leave Africa making him unable to make a housecall, Gomez makes a comment that he should've engaged "that pygmy witch doctor" when he had the chance. The Addamses take their chances by engaging the services of a local physician named Dr. Milford (Lauren Gilbert), who pays them a house call. Dr. Milford is startled by the Addamses home, but tries to examine Fester anyway. After eating one of the Doctor's thermometers, Fester appears to be cured. Now the family can go on their outing.

Fivel Fox & JohnPaul talk about moonbathing, Temple of Doom, play the Nude or not Nude game, the unspoken Miss Piggy issue, problematic tropes, the nuances of cancel culture, and the importance of critical thinking. and of course more!

Lurch learns that his mother (Ellen Corby) is coming to visit. Lurch admits to Gomez and Morticia that he told his mother that he owns the Addams house. Morticia suggests that Lurch act like the man of the house, and Gomez and Morticia will act as his servants. Once Lurch's mother arrives, Gomez and Morticia sense their mistake. While Lurch takes only too well to the concept of being head of household, the old woman treats Gomez and Morticia poorly. She even goes so far as to have Lurch fired them. When Mother Lurch mistakes Fester and Grandmama as the new servants, she decides that she can leave now. It might take a bit of time to get Lurch to realize that he is the butler again.

Fivel and JohnPaul talk about our relationship to horror the genre, newspaper comics, the poison of negative energy, Stephen Graham Jones, Friday the 13th series, The Waltons, and why girls love monster boys.