David makes a fervent argument that Lethal Weapon is more of a Christmas movie than Die Hard. Is he right? We'll let you decide. We also talk about Mel Gibson (bonkers but also has a nice butt), '80s masculinity (toxic? uh, yes), and really bad credits songs. Tune up your saxophone as David shows Marian 1987's Lethal Weapon. 

We're tiptoeing into the holiday season with 2006's Last Holiday, which ... turns out to not really be about the holidays at all. But there's Queen Latifah, LL Cool J, and Waldorf and Statler as played by two veteran character actors, so it's fine. 

Sentences that have never been uttered before on the podcast: "I thought I was cool with genitals." Which of our hosts was mildly traumatized by the sand penis and fishtank vagina? We'll let you guess, but in the meantime, practice your internal monologue as David shows Marian David Lynch's take on Dune. 

The multiverse returns, along with pixie cuts, lots of Monty Python references, and some douchey men. Practice all your pissing British slang as Marian shows David Sliding Doors.

We're closing out the October Spooktacular with the godfather of modern horror, Halloween! It's packed with John Carpenter synth, babysitting shenanigans, and a serial killer who works clean. Someone please pick up our idea of a Michael Myers retirement cartoon?

This might be the episode that breaks one of your hosts: We've got kinky (?) sex, some nonspecific blasphemy, and more than you ever wanted to know about roaches as David shows Marian Clive Barker's Hellraiser (featuring Pinface). 

We're uploading this on Wednesday the 13th, but we're talking about the unluckiest day of the month, Friday the 13th! David shows Marian the 1980 slasher classic and explains the Jason Voorhees universe -- and she is ... underwhelmed. 

Keep your No-Doz handy, because you won't want to go to sleep after David shows Marian the 1984 horror classic A Nightmare on Elm Street. Best watched at a sleepover when you're 10 years old, or from between your fingers with all the lights on if you're Marian.

Do you want to talk about duck sex? 'Cause we're gonna talk about duck sex. Also, we find someone to blame for the existence of Jar Jar Binks, and we conclude that there are some actors you just can't forgive. Get your list of duck puns ready as David shows Marian the beloved bomb Howard the Duck.

When your childhood favorite turns out to be kinda problematic. Womp womp. But there's George Gershwin music, beautiful dancing, and our new favorite actor Oscar Levant! Keep on repeating "it was a different time, it was a different time" as Marian shows David the 1951 musical An American in Paris.