We're uploading this on Wednesday the 13th, but we're talking about the unluckiest day of the month, Friday the 13th! David shows Marian the 1980 slasher classic and explains the Jason Voorhees universe -- and she is ... underwhelmed. 

Keep your No-Doz handy, because you won't want to go to sleep after David shows Marian the 1984 horror classic A Nightmare on Elm Street. Best watched at a sleepover when you're 10 years old, or from between your fingers with all the lights on if you're Marian.

Do you want to talk about duck sex? 'Cause we're gonna talk about duck sex. Also, we find someone to blame for the existence of Jar Jar Binks, and we conclude that there are some actors you just can't forgive. Get your list of duck puns ready as David shows Marian the beloved bomb Howard the Duck.

When your childhood favorite turns out to be kinda problematic. Womp womp. But there's George Gershwin music, beautiful dancing, and our new favorite actor Oscar Levant! Keep on repeating "it was a different time, it was a different time" as Marian shows David the 1951 musical An American in Paris. 

Perpetual 10-year-olds, the birth of the Burton-Elfman partnership, and catchphrases that need to make a comeback: Even if you're a loner and a rebel, watch out for Large Marge as David shows Marian 1985's Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. 

Marian's showing David the 1994 version of Little Women, but you could make a drinking game out of how many times she mentions the 2019 version. Marmee doesn't approve of drinking spirits, though, so maybe eat pickled limes instead. 

Multipass, Gary Oldman doing Sling Blade, and peak Bruce Willis: Turn on the Ruby Rhod show as David shows Marian Luc Besson's 1997 space opera The Fifth Element.

"All the President's Men, but make it for teens." Did they succeed? Mmmmmmmaybe. Make a batch of Hello Dollies (with or without the special ingredient) as Marian shows David 1999's Dick.

Underpants Gnomes doing crime, angsty poetry-quoting heroes, and our favorite villain David Patrick Kelly: Touch up your eye makeup as David shows Marian the 1994 Brandon Lee film The Crow.

Our movie podcast turns into a political podcast as Marian shows David the 1976 journalism classic All the President's Men, and our hosts reveal themselves to be super-lefties. You kind of knew it all along.