Dick's puts the "F.U. in fun," and we put the 22 hours and 9 minutes into getting there #perfectMarriage

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We hop on the LIRR for some trademarked "pizookie." 

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We travel nearly two days to enjoy Channing Tatum's magnum opus: the brothel-themed Saints and Sinners.

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We take our first international journey in this episode to visit the Twin Peaks-themed restaurant The Black Lodge.

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We are joined by a special guest who introduces us - and the world - to chicken enchiladas with...swiss cheese. 

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What's more appetizing than pirates? We couldn't think of anything either, which is why we travel over 13 hours by bus to enjoy some pirate-themed fare. Like chicken wings. And hamburgers. It's a really good time.

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Our special guest travels over 13 hours to join us at the Cheesecake Factory in Yonkers. Unsurprisingly, it was totally worth it. 

Please, PLEASE try to stop us from traveling 4 hours and 40 minutes to a Scottish-themed "breastaurant" in New Jersey. You. Will. Fail.

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We travel 23 hours, 16 minutes to Milwaukee's "Most uniques spy bar & restaurant." 

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