Your Artificial Friends

The fellas reflect on their bellies being as tight as drumheads after THANKSgiving, the wonder of gravy, and the art of leftovers.  Andy violates the cardinal rule of exterior illumination.  Plus, the boys talk about the most annoying Christmas tree decorations ever made.  All that and so much more in today's installment of Your Artificial Friends.

Happy THANKSgiving, everybody!  Andy, Josh and Larry dig into turkey day traditions, crapping in the woods, and your beloved YAF Line calls.  Hold onto your giblets and get to listenin', pilgrim.

Frickin' Mercury.  Do you hear the static in the first five seconds of this podcast?  I checked three times and it's not on the original -- it's ghost static.  Hey!!  Ghost Static is a great band name!  Anyhoo... oh, yeah... welcome to this week's podcast with Andy and Larry.  Lots of your YAF Line calls, some existential radio talk, a bit of movie chat, and a whole heap of brotherly aggression.  Enjoy a rare "same-day" podcast, y'all!

Andy parties with Josh's boss, tries to get Josh to gag, and contemplates the end of innocence. Josh challenges the validity of sparkling water, laments encouraging his child to play an instrument, and confesses his childhood Christmas sins. It's a real soul searching episode today, friends, complete with your YAF Line phoners. Join us!

Huzzah!  Kill the fatted calf!  Sam Farmer rejoins the fun this week, regaling the boys with his tales of travel and American rugby.  Plus, Andy is overruled in the Food Court of law, and we get to your YAF Line calls.  It's an episode for the ages.  

Finally a quorum!  Andy, Josh and Larry convene, and welcome in Larry's progeny, Alex, for a fun foray onto the docket of Food Court.  Special appearance by Fisty the Lion, plus YAF Line calls, and all sorts of tomfoolery.  Happy Halloween, errybody!

Well, by now, you know that we like to cover a wide array of topics; and this episode doesn't disappoint.  Andy, Josh (and a near-appearance from Larry) is replete with musings on processed meat by-products, James Brown, local carnivals, and heaps more.  Plus, another scintillating installment of Food Court, and all your YAF Line calls.  Start listenin'!

If a crab gavel is a cravel, what's a crab hammer?  Today's the day you find out!  This YAF episode has The Food Court, The YAF Line, and Josh gets a line on a new type of food... or goo, as it may be.  Come on in and get some goo on ya.  

It's quite the impressive panoply of topics today, including 1980s TV shows, Kirkland liquor, and Instant Pot risotto.  There's also a heapin' helpin' of YAF Line fun, plus a Josh dry-heave thrown in for shiggles.  Oh!  And the first installment of Food Court!  Tuck a napkin in your collar and belly up to the table!

You could just scroll in to the 43-minute mark where we start laughing like children, but then you'd miss Josh and Andy talking home-canned pickles, farkleberries, new lines of work, cop mustaches, the quest for structure, your YAF Line calls, and so much more.  Don't miss a chortle.