Your Artificial Friends

New fun feature:  be the first to spot the moment in the podcast that spawned its title!  Collect all 90!  Today, a beer episode in which Josh lays out the finer points of cemetery entertainment, and Andy explores the myth and mystery of the green flash phenomenon.

Today, Josh vents about some pet peeves, Andy gives a blow-by-blow of his latest brush with medical death, and the boys slug down some much better beers than they've seen lately.  Forget podcasting, we're Tadcasting!

Can you name all the Old People Food?  Josh can.  Plus Pong, bench grinders, craps and Andy's unending healthcare saga.  And, we finally find a beer we could do without.

Sam's on assignment and Larry's on vacation -- but not to worry!  Andy and Josh explore their newly-found telephone powers and ring Lars right up, and hilarity ensues.  Or, at least, an exhausting debate on the topic of how to pronounce "Cambria."  A bonanza for you, the listener.

In this beer episode, Josh introduces the newest addition to his family.  Andy shares way to much personal medical information.  And a special spousal guest calls in to offer some perspicacious viewpoints on the royal wedding.  A not-miss.

Josh pops in with a new brew for Andy to try.  Andy gives Josh his coveted dollar store find.  And the pair meander through the halls of their minds exchanging chit-chat.  It's what they do.

NFL columnist Sam Farmer returns from the draft in Dallas to break down what it means for your favorite teams this fall.  Then, he tells us how to game the restaurant reservation racket -- it's information that could save your Mother's Day plans!  And beer.

Larry reveals that he's been sandbagging us for years -- he's the offspring of someone with legitimate talent.  He and Andy also misquote several movies, and snipe at each other like they usually do.  Great fun!

Josh tells us why we're stupid not to hate Jughead, and shows us pics of his pride and joy:  His recent paired purchase of a bathroom fixture and processed beef.

Sam Farmer recounts his colonoscopic experience with Andy and Josh; and, the guys sample a tasty brew... that's completely unrelated to the earlier thing.